Miracleman
Me to Aimee, on Catherine-Zeta Jones:
"You know Michael Douglas is leaning over to whoever is sitting next to him, nudging them while pointing and saying 'Yeah, I porked her.'"
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Madrigal Costello - Mar 25, 2003 10:03:01 am PST #3118 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
DXMachina - Mar 25, 2003 11:29:28 am PST #3119 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Jess PMoon , in Bitches:
(Incidentally, image googling "muffin" brings up nothing but pictures of people's cats.)
erikaj - Mar 25, 2003 11:59:49 am PST #3120 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
In Bitches, just a great image:
Burrell: Send Tep our best, Hec.
Hec: And how would I fit ita in a Fed Ex box? And what would Teppy do with our best ita in the hospital? Sic her on the hospital staff for rudeness, probably. Absolutely deserved, I'm sure, but then the beds will fill up with cranky mangled receptionists.Edited to credit the right Bitch.
Jessica - Mar 25, 2003 12:11:26 pm PST #3121 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
FayJay, in Bitches:
See, I know you folks mean trousers when you say pants. I know it. I've known it for many many many long years. And yet still I get the reflex moment of cognitive dissonance, and giggle like Beavis and Butthead. 'Cause I'm imagining Sean, whose pants are his purse, going shopping and having conversations like this.
Shop Assistant: That's $56.99, sir.
Sean: I don't carry cash. (unzipping, with a lascivious grin) Do you take cock?
Shop Assistant: That'll do nicely sir.
Takes "Customer Service" to a whole new level.
andrea l. - Mar 25, 2003 12:43:35 pm PST #3122 of 10000
In Angel:
Gandalfe: The Shaman is Windows, Willow is Linux. The Powers That Be are Unix. Clem is Mac.
Wolfram: The FE is Microsoft. Wait, that's not really an analogy.
smonster - Mar 25, 2003 1:49:24 pm PST #3123 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
flea in natter, responding to ita's itchiness.
I still itch like a flea ridden mutt
Hey! I have never ridden a mutt. Oh, wait. One time at the home of mr. flea's high school friends, I attempted to ride their big dog like a horse, and everyone ridiculed me, especially when I fell on the floor. That dog was probably a mutt.
DXMachina - Mar 25, 2003 2:36:05 pm PST #3124 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter X:
random science article: When the subjects were interviewed, those who had this reflex assumed that everyone had it, and those who did not have it were puzzled as to why such a question should be asked.
smonster: for reflex you could substitute 'love for btvs.'
amyth - Mar 25, 2003 3:27:09 pm PST #3125 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
FayJay, in Bitches, on the subject of superhero orgies:
I have to say, in the utterly inconceivable event that I were participant at an orgy (inconceivable for reasons of self-consciousness far more than morality) and the actors from Batman and Robin showed up in costume, I would quite definitely rupture something laughing. I mean, for the love of Mike!
Gus - Mar 25, 2003 3:34:01 pm PST #3126 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
msbelle, in Lightbulbs, no further context needed
and we are breathing.......everybody breathe in and raise the arms.......and exhale and bring the arms down.
Trudy Booth - Mar 25, 2003 10:42:45 pm PST #3127 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
sarameg: What in the HELL are Smiles? Mashed potato cookies?