msbelle channeling Rio in Natter:
CAPS APPROPRAITE COMMENTS TO YOU ALL!!!
[Edit: 3+1+1=5]
Wesley: Illyria can be...difficult. Testing her might be hard without getting someone seriously hurt. Angel: We'll make Spike do it. Wesley: Good.
'Underneath'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Nilly - Mar 25, 2003 9:53:42 am PST #3115 of 10000
Swouncing
Nutty - Mar 25, 2003 9:55:54 am PST #3116 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
context-free Natter:
flea: I doubt Ru Paul would have sex with George Bush. He seems a little more picky than that.
Nilly - Mar 25, 2003 10:01:09 am PST #3117 of 10000
Swouncing
From "The Great Write Way":
Deena: I love you! will you autograph my baby?
deborah grabien: BWAH! Hell, my own's got a really nice tat on her lower back....
Madrigal Costello - Mar 25, 2003 10:03:01 am PST #3118 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Miracleman
Me to Aimee, on Catherine-Zeta Jones:
"You know Michael Douglas is leaning over to whoever is sitting next to him, nudging them while pointing and saying 'Yeah, I porked her.'"
DXMachina - Mar 25, 2003 11:29:28 am PST #3119 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Jess PMoon , in Bitches:
(Incidentally, image googling "muffin" brings up nothing but pictures of people's cats.)
erikaj - Mar 25, 2003 11:59:49 am PST #3120 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
In Bitches, just a great image:
Burrell: Send Tep our best, Hec.
Hec: And how would I fit ita in a Fed Ex box? And what would Teppy do with our best ita in the hospital? Sic her on the hospital staff for rudeness, probably. Absolutely deserved, I'm sure, but then the beds will fill up with cranky mangled receptionists.Edited to credit the right Bitch.
Jessica - Mar 25, 2003 12:11:26 pm PST #3121 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
FayJay, in Bitches:
See, I know you folks mean trousers when you say pants. I know it. I've known it for many many many long years. And yet still I get the reflex moment of cognitive dissonance, and giggle like Beavis and Butthead. 'Cause I'm imagining Sean, whose pants are his purse, going shopping and having conversations like this.
Shop Assistant: That's $56.99, sir.
Sean: I don't carry cash. (unzipping, with a lascivious grin) Do you take cock?
Shop Assistant: That'll do nicely sir.
Takes "Customer Service" to a whole new level.
andrea l. - Mar 25, 2003 12:43:35 pm PST #3122 of 10000
In Angel:
Gandalfe: The Shaman is Windows, Willow is Linux. The Powers That Be are Unix. Clem is Mac.
Wolfram: The FE is Microsoft. Wait, that's not really an analogy.
smonster - Mar 25, 2003 1:49:24 pm PST #3123 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
flea in natter, responding to ita's itchiness.
I still itch like a flea ridden mutt
Hey! I have never ridden a mutt. Oh, wait. One time at the home of mr. flea's high school friends, I attempted to ride their big dog like a horse, and everyone ridiculed me, especially when I fell on the floor. That dog was probably a mutt.
DXMachina - Mar 25, 2003 2:36:05 pm PST #3124 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter X:
random science article: When the subjects were interviewed, those who had this reflex assumed that everyone had it, and those who did not have it were puzzled as to why such a question should be asked.
smonster: for reflex you could substitute 'love for btvs.'