Why I'm Fay's Minion reason #37, in Bitches: Love the story about Crazy Bag Lady. Of course, I'm of the opinion that anyone who would pay three figures(or more) for a bag is insane. For three or more figures, the bag would have to carry itself. And laugh at my jokes. And cook me breakfast. And give great head...IJS.
I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.
Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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erikaj - Mar 24, 2003 2:20:07 pm PST #3107 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
DXMachina - Mar 24, 2003 2:32:52 pm PST #3108 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
TomW , in Natter X:
Raisin Bagels never hurt anybody. Apart from that one guy, but frankly he had it coming and most experts agree that the same thing would have happened with a sesame bagel.
John H - Mar 24, 2003 2:33:15 pm PST #3109 of 10000
Gus, my new favourite Buffista, or at least my favourite new Buffista:
An utterly humor-free bureaucratic functionary (think "Willy Loman", without the bouncy personality) came to the lab today to inspect an x-ray spectrometer. He was with the Wisconsin Radiological Oversight Department (WROD). The acronym was printed across the front of his cap.
He came and stood in front of me to drone out his findings. I found that I could not take my eyes off the cap. I was transfixed by the cognitive dissonance, the sheer mustnotlaugh-mustnotlaugh mantra-ness of it all.
Theodosia - Mar 24, 2003 5:05:26 pm PST #3110 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jess PMoon:
If I were excessively rich, I would aspire to be crazy only in pleasantly amusing ways.
§ ita § - Mar 24, 2003 7:31:38 pm PST #3111 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In Buffy:
DANA: Dude, we're the Buffistas. We invented redundant.
VICTOR: Bears repeating.
GANDALFE: If I recall and remember correctly, we also created it.
DANA: This is what I'm saying.
Cashmere - Mar 24, 2003 10:28:56 pm PST #3112 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
connie neil in bitches re: teppy's back surgery:
the 6 Million Dollar Steph
"We can rebuild her, better, faster, pornier ..."
Nilly - Mar 25, 2003 1:41:05 am PST #3113 of 10000
Swouncing
In Holli "Coffee On My Monitor" Mar 24, 2003 4:09:33 pm EST the second quote:
Aw, Ling Mao, finding a Hollywood insider against the war is like finding a confused teenager.
is by Caroma (from Caroma "Buffista Movies 1: Go Monkey. Choose Monkey." Mar 23, 2003 10:27:30 pm EST)
[Edited for link]
Calli - Mar 25, 2003 6:38:01 am PST #3114 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Bitches:
Emily - I only needed a tiny bit of unconditional love and support. . . . I'm like a dromedary in that respect. An urban coyote dromedary. Because I'm water-retaining, but edgy.
Nilly - Mar 25, 2003 9:53:42 am PST #3115 of 10000
Swouncing
msbelle channeling Rio in Natter:
CAPS APPROPRAITE COMMENTS TO YOU ALL!!!
[Edit: 3+1+1=5]
Nutty - Mar 25, 2003 9:55:54 am PST #3116 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
context-free Natter:
flea: I doubt Ru Paul would have sex with George Bush. He seems a little more picky than that.