Zoe: Yeah? Thought you'd get land crazy that long in port. Wash: Probably, but I've been sane a long while now, and change is good.

'Shindig'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Jesse - Mar 24, 2003 8:00:04 am PST #3097 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ita, in Natter:

Queen Latifah is lovely, but she was wielding those mams like she was competing in the Aretha Franklin invitational.


erikaj - Mar 24, 2003 8:33:11 am PST #3098 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

It's funny cause it's true, Sophia in Natter: I was so sure we'd be living in a post apocolyptic post nuclear bombing world by now that I somehow neglected to make better plans for my life.


Vortex - Mar 24, 2003 8:51:20 am PST #3099 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Cindy, in Buffy

You'll have noticed, of course, that I waited until there was the better part of a continent between us. Distance makes the balls grow bigger.


erikaj - Mar 24, 2003 9:08:59 am PST #3100 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

John H. in Natter, on why he's in no hurry to see The Hours: Plus, the whole Virginia Woolf thing. When I was at university, there were the Woolf fans and the Joyce fans, and we were like the Sharks and the Jets. Only without the fighting. Or dancing. Or singing. You know what I mean.


kat perez - Mar 24, 2003 12:26:17 pm PST #3101 of 10000
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Rio in natter on the white man's need for flavored bagels:

the bagel thing fits in with my larger theory about white people and muffins. I don't have time to go into detail right now, but basically the thing is: White people just want to eat muffins 24/7, but they are ashamed of this fact, so they take totally good yummy foods like bagels and coffee and ice cream and turn it all into muffins. Hence stuff like the blueberry bagel. The caramel latte. The chunky chocolate-almond-caramel-fudge ice cream. JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY! That is what I say.


Jon B. - Mar 24, 2003 12:56:13 pm PST #3102 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

kat perez in Bureaucracy on preferential voting (it's funny 'cause it's true!):

The PV people are like Sam I Am. "Try it, try it. You will see." It's so cute.


amyth - Mar 24, 2003 1:09:16 pm PST #3103 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

TomW in Natter:

I laugh at bagel puritanism.

I cannot think of a variety of whacked-out, frou-frou bagel that I will not try at least once. If they launched Skittles bagels, Guinness bagels, or bagels with little chocolate beagles baked right in, I would be first in line.


Madrigal Costello - Mar 24, 2003 1:47:47 pm PST #3104 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

Nutty:
Why, I remember when people beat the shit out of eachother without any assistance! Back in the day, it was none of this wire-this and fly-around-in-circles-that! We had stuntpeople and camera tricks, and that was all! And if we needed a guy to kill ten baddies at once, why, we gave him a baseball bat and told the baddies to come at him one at a time.

You youngsters. Don't undertsnad the value of a good baseball bat.


Holli - Mar 24, 2003 2:09:33 pm PST #3105 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

In Movies:

Amber B.:I'm sorry, I must be drunk. Did Eminem really just win an Academy Award?

And I'm not sure who said this, but it made me giggle:

Aw, Ling Mao, finding a Hollywood insider against the war is like finding a confused teenager.


DXMachina - Mar 24, 2003 2:15:48 pm PST #3106 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Sheryl , in Natter X:

Once again I am amused by the food likes/dislikes. I mean, people can post that they use kitchen appliances as sex toys and they'll get "Dude, I'm using them now AIFG!" But mention odd bagel flavors and you get "Cheese bagels? Eeeeuuuwww, that is so sick!"