Nutley:
Okay, I was having mad fantasies of Connor betraying both of his dads, and locking them into a closet together with nerf bats. But perhaps I am strange and bloodthirsty.
Sex with robots is more common than most people think.
Spike ,'Lineage'
Coffee On My Monitor
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DXMachina - Sep 19, 2002 9:07:54 am PDT #30 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Steph L. - Sep 19, 2002 10:11:10 am PDT #31 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
ita:
That is *not* coffee. That's ... that's ... that's not even on the fetish charts.
Theodosia - Sep 19, 2002 10:15:42 am PDT #32 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
msbelle:
I recognize that there is good coffee and superior coffee, I just don't think I can taste the difference unless you give me extremes like folger's instant vs. hand crushed virgin organic coffee grown in the magical forest of coffeedom and brewed with the tears of the gods.
DXMachina - Sep 19, 2002 11:51:13 am PDT #33 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Steph L.:
I miss my indiscreet president.
deborah grabien:
A recent conversarsation at Chez grabien, after Big Dog's appareance on Letterman:
me: Honey, I love you, I'm a good and faithful wife, but I have to say this. If blowing Bill Clinton in Macy's window would get him back in the White House, I'd blow him in macy's window.
Nic: Get in line.
lori - Sep 19, 2002 1:36:04 pm PDT #34 of 10000
Heather Alayne:
I saw a monkey beat up a jackel once. Seriously, monkey thwapped it a good one with a stick when it got to close as if to say, "Opposable thumbs, ASSHOLE!"
Jessica - Sep 19, 2002 1:38:05 pm PDT #35 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
JZ: Oddly enough, I licked somebody's face just a couple of days ago, and it did in fact get the point across. However, it's true that there are some men out there for whom it might be too subtle and ambiguous. I personally have known men who you could lie down in front of, stark naked, legs spread, with a big neon sign pointing at your cooter flashing ENTER HERE. YOU. YES, YOU [your name here]. I CRAVE YOU SO MIGHTILY THAT THE VERY HEAVENS ABOVE AND THE NETHERWORLDS BELOW RING WITH THE ECHOS OF MY DESIRE, DESIRE THAT CAN ONLY BE QUENCHED BY YOU, [your name here] and still they'd stand there shuffling their feet and saying, "Yeah, I think she's kind of cute and all, and I really like talking to her, but I just fear rejection, you know?"
Betsy HP - Sep 19, 2002 1:42:04 pm PDT #36 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Beat me to it.
msbelle - Sep 19, 2002 1:47:54 pm PDT #37 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
erinaceous:
However, I am STRONGLY opposed to the miscegenation of fruit juices. Let's keep our pineapples and oranges and strawberries and raspberries and for god's sake that slut cranberry AWAY from each other, folks!
Betsy HP - Sep 19, 2002 1:53:48 pm PDT #38 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Dana: If we do New Orleans, we can all dress up like whores!
PMM: But we can do that *anywhere!*
Dana: But it'll *mean* something in New Orleans!
Matt: It'll mean hotel price will be much less of a consideration, that's for sure.
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amych: So, among the finalists we have:
Los Angeles: Pee thrown out windows.
New Orleans: Pee micturated directly off balconies.
Montréal: No disturbing pee stories.
I think it's worth taking into consideration.
billytea - Sep 19, 2002 2:16:18 pm PDT #39 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
JZ, from Natter:
Gold Box? What's a Gold Box?
t /ignorant
t /abusing fake tags
t lied
t just one more
t really stopping now
t lied again!