JZ: Oddly enough, I licked somebody's face just a couple of days ago, and it did in fact get the point across. However, it's true that there are some men out there for whom it might be too subtle and ambiguous. I personally have known men who you could lie down in front of, stark naked, legs spread, with a big neon sign pointing at your cooter flashing ENTER HERE. YOU. YES, YOU [your name here]. I CRAVE YOU SO MIGHTILY THAT THE VERY HEAVENS ABOVE AND THE NETHERWORLDS BELOW RING WITH THE ECHOS OF MY DESIRE, DESIRE THAT CAN ONLY BE QUENCHED BY YOU, [your name here] and still they'd stand there shuffling their feet and saying, "Yeah, I think she's kind of cute and all, and I really like talking to her, but I just fear rejection, you know?"

Beat me to it.

erinaceous:

However, I am STRONGLY opposed to the miscegenation of fruit juices. Let's keep our pineapples and oranges and strawberries and raspberries and for god's sake that slut cranberry AWAY from each other, folks!

Dana: If we do New Orleans, we can all dress up like whores!

PMM: But we can do that *anywhere!*

Dana: But it'll *mean* something in New Orleans!

Matt: It'll mean hotel price will be much less of a consideration, that's for sure.

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amych: So, among the finalists we have:

Los Angeles: Pee thrown out windows.
New Orleans: Pee micturated directly off balconies.
Montréal: No disturbing pee stories.

I think it's worth taking into consideration.

JZ, from Natter:

Gold Box? What's a Gold Box?

t /ignorant

t /abusing fake tags

t lied

t just one more

t really stopping now

t lied again!

Gudanov:

Yesterday my daugher decided she was a dinosuar and started wandering around the house roaring and snapping her jaws. She actually was a little bit scary and actually bit my wife on the posterior (not a hard, painful bite, just a nip).

The Mammoth reminded me of this despite being a mammal (meaning the Mammoth is a mammal (I realize I'm a mammal too (Yes, I suppose I could avoid all this explaination with better sentence structure.)))

Huh, the JZ quote should be <Just one more>, but the Phoenix stole the 'one'.

connie neil -

Teppy, you keep claiming to be vanilla. You must be that incredibly rich and tasty premium-ice-cream-sold-in-little-packages French vanilla. Cause I don't claim to be vanilla and Iolokus squicks me in some large places.

Huh, the JZ quote should be , but the Phoenix stole the 'one'.

Good spot. I've fixed it. (This eternal edit deal's a good one.)

ita: Mmm. Nudity.

Because context, what context?