'Out Of Gas'
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msbelle:
I recognize that there is good coffee and superior coffee, I just don't think I can taste the difference unless you give me extremes like folger's instant vs. hand crushed virgin organic coffee grown in the magical forest of coffeedom and brewed with the tears of the gods.
Steph L.:
I miss my indiscreet president.
deborah grabien:
A recent conversarsation at Chez grabien, after Big Dog's appareance on Letterman:
me: Honey, I love you, I'm a good and faithful wife, but I have to say this. If blowing Bill Clinton in Macy's window would get him back in the White House, I'd blow him in macy's window.
Nic: Get in line.
Heather Alayne:
I saw a monkey beat up a jackel once. Seriously, monkey thwapped it a good one with a stick when it got to close as if to say, "Opposable thumbs, ASSHOLE!"
JZ: Oddly enough, I licked somebody's face just a couple of days ago, and it did in fact get the point across. However, it's true that there are some men out there for whom it might be too subtle and ambiguous. I personally have known men who you could lie down in front of, stark naked, legs spread, with a big neon sign pointing at your cooter flashing ENTER HERE. YOU. YES, YOU [your name here]. I CRAVE YOU SO MIGHTILY THAT THE VERY HEAVENS ABOVE AND THE NETHERWORLDS BELOW RING WITH THE ECHOS OF MY DESIRE, DESIRE THAT CAN ONLY BE QUENCHED BY YOU, [your name here] and still they'd stand there shuffling their feet and saying, "Yeah, I think she's kind of cute and all, and I really like talking to her, but I just fear rejection, you know?"
Beat me to it.
erinaceous:
However, I am STRONGLY opposed to the miscegenation of fruit juices. Let's keep our pineapples and oranges and strawberries and raspberries and for god's sake that slut cranberry AWAY from each other, folks!
Dana: If we do New Orleans, we can all dress up like whores!
PMM: But we can do that *anywhere!*
Dana: But it'll *mean* something in New Orleans!
Matt: It'll mean hotel price will be much less of a consideration, that's for sure.
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amych: So, among the finalists we have:
Los Angeles: Pee thrown out windows.
New Orleans: Pee micturated directly off balconies.
Montréal: No disturbing pee stories.
I think it's worth taking into consideration.
JZ, from Natter:
Gold Box? What's a Gold Box?
t /ignorant
t /abusing fake tags
t lied
t just one more
t really stopping now
t lied again!
Gudanov:
Yesterday my daugher decided she was a dinosuar and started wandering around the house roaring and snapping her jaws. She actually was a little bit scary and actually bit my wife on the posterior (not a hard, painful bite, just a nip).
The Mammoth reminded me of this despite being a mammal (meaning the Mammoth is a mammal (I realize I'm a mammal too (Yes, I suppose I could avoid all this explaination with better sentence structure.)))
Huh, the JZ quote should be <Just one more>, but the Phoenix stole the 'one'.