Heather Alayne:
I saw a monkey beat up a jackel once. Seriously, monkey thwapped it a good one with a stick when it got to close as if to say, "Opposable thumbs, ASSHOLE!"
Willow: It feels like we're going around in circles. Xander: Our circles are going around in circles. We got dizzy circles here.
'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
lori - Sep 19, 2002 1:36:04 pm PDT #34 of 10000
Jessica - Sep 19, 2002 1:38:05 pm PDT #35 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
JZ: Oddly enough, I licked somebody's face just a couple of days ago, and it did in fact get the point across. However, it's true that there are some men out there for whom it might be too subtle and ambiguous. I personally have known men who you could lie down in front of, stark naked, legs spread, with a big neon sign pointing at your cooter flashing ENTER HERE. YOU. YES, YOU [your name here]. I CRAVE YOU SO MIGHTILY THAT THE VERY HEAVENS ABOVE AND THE NETHERWORLDS BELOW RING WITH THE ECHOS OF MY DESIRE, DESIRE THAT CAN ONLY BE QUENCHED BY YOU, [your name here] and still they'd stand there shuffling their feet and saying, "Yeah, I think she's kind of cute and all, and I really like talking to her, but I just fear rejection, you know?"
Betsy HP - Sep 19, 2002 1:42:04 pm PDT #36 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Beat me to it.
msbelle - Sep 19, 2002 1:47:54 pm PDT #37 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
erinaceous:
However, I am STRONGLY opposed to the miscegenation of fruit juices. Let's keep our pineapples and oranges and strawberries and raspberries and for god's sake that slut cranberry AWAY from each other, folks!
Betsy HP - Sep 19, 2002 1:53:48 pm PDT #38 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Dana: If we do New Orleans, we can all dress up like whores!
PMM: But we can do that *anywhere!*
Dana: But it'll *mean* something in New Orleans!
Matt: It'll mean hotel price will be much less of a consideration, that's for sure.
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amych: So, among the finalists we have:
Los Angeles: Pee thrown out windows.
New Orleans: Pee micturated directly off balconies.
Montréal: No disturbing pee stories.
I think it's worth taking into consideration.
billytea - Sep 19, 2002 2:16:18 pm PDT #39 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
JZ, from Natter:
Gold Box? What's a Gold Box?
t /ignorant
t /abusing fake tags
t lied
t just one more
t really stopping now
t lied again!
Jesse - Sep 19, 2002 2:24:39 pm PDT #40 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Gudanov:
Yesterday my daugher decided she was a dinosuar and started wandering around the house roaring and snapping her jaws. She actually was a little bit scary and actually bit my wife on the posterior (not a hard, painful bite, just a nip).
The Mammoth reminded me of this despite being a mammal (meaning the Mammoth is a mammal (I realize I'm a mammal too (Yes, I suppose I could avoid all this explaination with better sentence structure.)))
DXMachina - Sep 19, 2002 2:40:22 pm PDT #41 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Huh, the JZ quote should be <Just one more>, but the Phoenix stole the 'one'.
hossgal - Sep 19, 2002 3:42:48 pm PDT #42 of 10000
Cow critters are kewl. Just ask me.
connie neil -
Teppy, you keep claiming to be vanilla. You must be that incredibly rich and tasty premium-ice-cream-sold-in-little-packages French vanilla. Cause I don't claim to be vanilla and Iolokus squicks me in some large places.
billytea - Sep 19, 2002 3:55:26 pm PDT #43 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Huh, the JZ quote should be , but the Phoenix stole the 'one'.
Good spot. I've fixed it. (This eternal edit deal's a good one.)