Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Betsy HP - Sep 19, 2002 1:53:48 pm PDT #38 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Dana: If we do New Orleans, we can all dress up like whores!

PMM: But we can do that *anywhere!*

Dana: But it'll *mean* something in New Orleans!

Matt: It'll mean hotel price will be much less of a consideration, that's for sure.

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amych: So, among the finalists we have:

Los Angeles: Pee thrown out windows.
New Orleans: Pee micturated directly off balconies.
Montréal: No disturbing pee stories.

I think it's worth taking into consideration.


billytea - Sep 19, 2002 2:16:18 pm PDT #39 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

JZ, from Natter:

Gold Box? What's a Gold Box?

t /ignorant

t /abusing fake tags

t lied

t just one more

t really stopping now

t lied again!


Jesse - Sep 19, 2002 2:24:39 pm PDT #40 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Gudanov:

Yesterday my daugher decided she was a dinosuar and started wandering around the house roaring and snapping her jaws. She actually was a little bit scary and actually bit my wife on the posterior (not a hard, painful bite, just a nip).

The Mammoth reminded me of this despite being a mammal (meaning the Mammoth is a mammal (I realize I'm a mammal too (Yes, I suppose I could avoid all this explaination with better sentence structure.)))


DXMachina - Sep 19, 2002 2:40:22 pm PDT #41 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Huh, the JZ quote should be <Just one more>, but the Phoenix stole the 'one'.


hossgal - Sep 19, 2002 3:42:48 pm PDT #42 of 10000
Cow critters are kewl. Just ask me.

connie neil -

Teppy, you keep claiming to be vanilla. You must be that incredibly rich and tasty premium-ice-cream-sold-in-little-packages French vanilla. Cause I don't claim to be vanilla and Iolokus squicks me in some large places.


billytea - Sep 19, 2002 3:55:26 pm PDT #43 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Huh, the JZ quote should be , but the Phoenix stole the 'one'.

Good spot. I've fixed it. (This eternal edit deal's a good one.)


esse - Sep 19, 2002 4:31:26 pm PDT #44 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

ita: Mmm. Nudity.

Because context, what context?


Holli - Sep 19, 2002 6:58:51 pm PDT #45 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Angus in Bureacracy:

Because I'm all for new people, as long as they're exactly like us.


P.M. Marc - Sep 19, 2002 7:15:02 pm PDT #46 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Like Xander, I realize that I also love Crayon-Breaky Willow and Scary Veiny Willow. It's Baby-Talking to my Girlfriend Willow, Sobbing in the Aftermath of Oz Leaving Willow and Superiority Complex Willow that I wasn't thrilled with.

Tick


Rebecca Lizard - Sep 19, 2002 7:17:06 pm PDT #47 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

PMM:

I'm sooo lame I'm gold and sparkley.