Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Fay - Mar 05, 2003 6:27:49 pm PST #2819 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Clakr Kent has a secondary prehensile penis?

It was badfic. Smallville has given rise to shedloads of very, very good fiction. And also to some truly breathtakingly bad fiction. Badfic of the sort that really sets new lows. I haven't laughed harder at anything in months. I cried. My face hurt. And this was just from the paragraph or so that Vortex quoted for us. Reading the whole story would probably have killed me.


Maysa - Mar 05, 2003 6:33:28 pm PST #2820 of 10000

It was badfic. Smallville has given rise to shedloads of very, very good fiction. And also to some truly breathtakingly bad fiction. Badfic of the sort that really sets new lows. I haven't laughed harder at anything in months. I cried. My face hurt.

I don't know, there's something very creative about the whole idea. I picture Clark Kent swinging through the trees with it. Who needs flying when you've got that?

(Sorry about the nattering.)


DXMachina - Mar 05, 2003 6:39:55 pm PST #2821 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Ahem...

Points to "No Nattering" sign...


DavidS - Mar 05, 2003 7:45:30 pm PST #2822 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Angel (non-spoily):

Caroma: I have just had ashes smeared on my forehead by a man in a robe who told me that I am dust and to dust I shall return.

Narrator: Sounds like my annual performance review.


Theodosia - Mar 05, 2003 9:57:58 pm PST #2823 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Narrator was on a spoilerific tear tonight:

Once again, only evil apparently knows how to dial long distance.


Nilly - Mar 06, 2003 6:34:03 am PST #2824 of 10000
Swouncing

NoiseDesign is Natter:

No really, I'm sure I saw a silver lining in here somewhere, just give me sec to dig a little bit deeper back into the closet. Hmmm, my old roommate is in here, some dusty old books, hey, that's where my lego set went...nope, no silver lining, maybe it's out in the shed...


Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 06, 2003 6:45:55 am PST #2825 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

NoiseDesign is Natter

I sense a trend starting here.


DXMachina - Mar 06, 2003 6:52:50 am PST #2826 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nope, no context provided for this little exchange in Natter:

Shawn: I do not have a secret furry life.

Burrell: Suu-ure you don't....

Shawn: Look, I may have a, uh, outfit that I like wearing, just around the house. And, yes, it is a little furry. But it's not like I do something INSANE like go on posting boards with people like me and meet them at cons! It's an innocent hobby!

Burrell: Hey, it's all good, Shawn. We've all know the score. It was just a costume party. Someone suggested you go as a bunny. You had no idea there was anything going on. When you got there, everyone else had cute costumes too....

ita: Okay, when Shawn calls me a fluffy bunny, I had NO idea that's what she meant.

Shawn: It's like crack! You start out small, and then you're prancing about your local community center yelling "Im da bubby clean!" because your elaborate furred headgear is muffling your bunny queen song.


Theodosia - Mar 06, 2003 11:01:01 am PST #2827 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy, without all that irritating context stuff:

I suppose I could start mailing my slugs to Aimee.


erinaceous - Mar 06, 2003 12:29:03 pm PST #2828 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

PMM in Spoilers. Not Spoilery. I'm pretty sure.

PMM: (Confused at the notion of a state without Buffywatchers)

(Hell, I even turned my in-laws.)

(I needed the toaster.)