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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Mar 05, 2003 3:55:58 pm PST #2809 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty:

You know what I foudn hilarious about Europe? Milk in bags.

I mean, it's milk. In a bag. You cannot stand it upright if you try, nor will it stay in one shape.

I do not want my prepackaged food to be able to blob away from me on the floor like little jellyfish.

Atropa - Mar 05, 2003 4:28:42 pm PST #2810 of 10000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And it's life that matters. Nobody lies on their deathbed and says "Well, shit, I wish I'd spent longer filing." - FayJay

Java cat - Mar 05, 2003 5:01:52 pm PST #2811 of 10000

Not javachik

BWAHAHAHA! ita in Natter 9:

My boss suggests I take Understanding Personal Communication Styles:

This course is based upon the personality assessment model of the PACE palette, which uses your personal color type to help you effectively interact and communicate with others. This course covers:

# Identifying your color type

# Discussion around each color type

# Exploring effective ways to interact with others

I don't want to! I just want to be able to hit people in the head when they don't do what I've told them to. When did that become unacceptable? Wait ... no .. they do have a "Whack on the Side of the Head" course. I need to see the description. Maybe I can test out.

Anne W. - Mar 05, 2003 5:47:19 pm PST #2812 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Matt the Bruins Fan, speaking of the Hope Diamond:

"Hah! So much for your alleged curse. Not so threatening now that you're owned by the government rather than an individual you can drive to madness or destruction, are you? Wait a minute..."

§ ita § - Mar 05, 2003 5:50:06 pm PST #2813 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fayjay in Bitches on her tag ("You can't double tig a tag" (Billy to Elijah)):

(A tag about tags, quoting LotR boys. It couldn't be more taggalicious without actually being in Tagalog.)

Maysa - Mar 05, 2003 5:52:42 pm PST #2814 of 10000

I've never COMMed before, but here goes:

Matt the Bruins Fan in Buffy--not a spoiler--

I'm scared by the implication there was once someone out there with both prehensile genitals and the willingness to stop a chainsaw with them.

Fay - Mar 05, 2003 5:57:00 pm PST #2815 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Nice one, Maysa! My mind is boggling so hard that my skull may split. I take it this isn't a reference to Clark Kent's prehensile secondary penis, then? Although the possibility that there could be more than one random conversation about prehensile penises (penes?) capable of stopping a chainsaw is...well, a very Buffista thing, come to think of it.

Cindy - Mar 05, 2003 6:14:36 pm PST #2816 of 10000

Nobody

I'm COMMing Fay, from right below her...AIFG!

Maysa - Mar 05, 2003 6:20:06 pm PST #2817 of 10000

I take it this isn't a reference to Clark Kent's prehensile secondary penis, then?

No, it was in reference to a warning label.

Clakr Kent has a secondary prehensile penis? I'm so glad I don't watch Smallville. Or maybe that means I should start watching.

Cindy - Mar 05, 2003 6:27:26 pm PST #2818 of 10000

Nobody

Ah, Maysa. You're having that reaction that happens to all Buffistas on one subject or another, here.

It's the: I'm not sure if I'm repelled or attracted by that idea, and I'm too smart and too scared to find out.

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