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Xander: Just once I'd like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. Anya: Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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DXMachina - Mar 06, 2003 6:52:50 am PST #2826 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nope, no context provided for this little exchange in Natter:

Shawn: I do not have a secret furry life.

Burrell: Suu-ure you don't....

Shawn: Look, I may have a, uh, outfit that I like wearing, just around the house. And, yes, it is a little furry. But it's not like I do something INSANE like go on posting boards with people like me and meet them at cons! It's an innocent hobby!

Burrell: Hey, it's all good, Shawn. We've all know the score. It was just a costume party. Someone suggested you go as a bunny. You had no idea there was anything going on. When you got there, everyone else had cute costumes too....

ita: Okay, when Shawn calls me a fluffy bunny, I had NO idea that's what she meant.

Shawn: It's like crack! You start out small, and then you're prancing about your local community center yelling "Im da bubby clean!" because your elaborate furred headgear is muffling your bunny queen song.

Theodosia - Mar 06, 2003 11:01:01 am PST #2827 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy, without all that irritating context stuff:

I suppose I could start mailing my slugs to Aimee.

erinaceous - Mar 06, 2003 12:29:03 pm PST #2828 of 10000

A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

PMM in Spoilers. Not Spoilery. I'm pretty sure.

PMM: (Confused at the notion of a state without Buffywatchers)

(Hell, I even turned my in-laws.)

(I needed the toaster.)

Lyra Jane - Mar 06, 2003 12:31:59 pm PST #2829 of 10000

Up with the sun

David J. Schwartz in Bitches:

I'd offer virtual oral sex, but the last time I digitized my tongue it stayed that way for weeks.

Betsy HP - Mar 06, 2003 4:13:52 pm PST #2830 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

lisah: Isn't everything just a little grosser now that the snow is (blessedly) melting revealing all the detritus that's been hidden for the last couple of weeks? Plus, the snow that's left looks like it was hacked up from the lungs of a chain-smoking teddy bear.

DXMachina - Mar 06, 2003 8:06:31 pm PST #2831 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Theodosia, in Natter:

Don't you just love it when real life is almost weirder than Emily?

Nope, no context here, folks...

Elena - Mar 07, 2003 2:00:58 am PST #2832 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Way back on TT,

ita

God, I'm trying to spoil filk. This summer's going to be rough.

Anne W. - Mar 07, 2003 6:05:41 am PST #2833 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Wolfram, in Bureaucracy:

In order to keep this thread from going 12 hours without a post, I was going to post a lengthy opinion piece on the recent discussions. But as a courtesy to skimmers I shortened it to highlight just the fighting words:

Quorum ..... Representation ..... Majority ..... Moratorium ..... Australiiiiiia ..... Deathmatch ..... Voter Turnout ..... Abstension ..... Discussion ..... Ballot ..... Policy ..... Consensus ..... Monkey ..... Preference ..... Headache

Trudy Booth - Mar 07, 2003 8:46:17 am PST #2834 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Elena B: Because, me, I want to be a dilettante. The future is pretty bleak.

Trudy Booth - Mar 07, 2003 9:28:25 am PST #2835 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Meara: I want Erlenmayer flasks! And other cool chemistry lab stuff! Can I just peruse the catalogue and sigh and reminisce?

DX Machina: Don't you just love watching mad scientist sequences on TV where they clamp up all sorts of impressive condensers and soxhlet extractors on a rack, and then they ruin the effect by filling the cooling jackets with colored water.

Meara: Uh, I'm sure it's...uh...colored glycerin, really cold! yeah!!

They're so cute when they geek out and get all chemist bondy.

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