PMM in Spoilers. Not Spoilery. I'm pretty sure.
PMM: (Confused at the notion of a state without Buffywatchers)
(Hell, I even turned my in-laws.)
(I needed the toaster.)
Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.
'Hell Bound'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
erinaceous - Mar 06, 2003 12:29:03 pm PST #2828 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
Lyra Jane - Mar 06, 2003 12:31:59 pm PST #2829 of 10000
Up with the sun
David J. Schwartz in Bitches:
I'd offer virtual oral sex, but the last time I digitized my tongue it stayed that way for weeks.
Betsy HP - Mar 06, 2003 4:13:52 pm PST #2830 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
lisah: Isn't everything just a little grosser now that the snow is (blessedly) melting revealing all the detritus that's been hidden for the last couple of weeks? Plus, the snow that's left looks like it was hacked up from the lungs of a chain-smoking teddy bear.
DXMachina - Mar 06, 2003 8:06:31 pm PST #2831 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Theodosia, in Natter:
Don't you just love it when real life is almost weirder than Emily?
Nope, no context here, folks...
Elena - Mar 07, 2003 2:00:58 am PST #2832 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Way back on TT,
ita
God, I'm trying to spoil filk. This summer's going to be rough.
Anne W. - Mar 07, 2003 6:05:41 am PST #2833 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Wolfram, in Bureaucracy:
In order to keep this thread from going 12 hours without a post, I was going to post a lengthy opinion piece on the recent discussions. But as a courtesy to skimmers I shortened it to highlight just the fighting words:
Quorum ..... Representation ..... Majority ..... Moratorium ..... Australiiiiiia ..... Deathmatch ..... Voter Turnout ..... Abstension ..... Discussion ..... Ballot ..... Policy ..... Consensus ..... Monkey ..... Preference ..... Headache
Trudy Booth - Mar 07, 2003 8:46:17 am PST #2834 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Elena B: Because, me, I want to be a dilettante. The future is pretty bleak.
Trudy Booth - Mar 07, 2003 9:28:25 am PST #2835 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Meara: I want Erlenmayer flasks! And other cool chemistry lab stuff! Can I just peruse the catalogue and sigh and reminisce?
DX Machina: Don't you just love watching mad scientist sequences on TV where they clamp up all sorts of impressive condensers and soxhlet extractors on a rack, and then they ruin the effect by filling the cooling jackets with colored water.
Meara: Uh, I'm sure it's...uh...colored glycerin, really cold! yeah!!
They're so cute when they geek out and get all chemist bondy.
Noumenon - Mar 07, 2003 2:13:24 pm PST #2836 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
SeanK: ...found at your local chain book stor.
Emily: Is it animated?
SeanK: Hah! Pick on *my* typing, will you? I'll just go back and edit my post. Make you look like a crazy person. HAH!
Emily: Oh, come on, pick something with a challenge, would you? I am a crazy person.
In Natter.
sj - Mar 07, 2003 2:44:32 pm PST #2837 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Sophia Brooks in Natter:
I loved the time I told an actor to "brandish the TV antenna like a sword" and got told I "used too many big words"