Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DXMachina - Mar 05, 2003 6:39:55 pm PST #2821 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Ahem...

Points to "No Nattering" sign...


DavidS - Mar 05, 2003 7:45:30 pm PST #2822 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Angel (non-spoily):

Caroma: I have just had ashes smeared on my forehead by a man in a robe who told me that I am dust and to dust I shall return.

Narrator: Sounds like my annual performance review.


Theodosia - Mar 05, 2003 9:57:58 pm PST #2823 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Narrator was on a spoilerific tear tonight:

Once again, only evil apparently knows how to dial long distance.


Nilly - Mar 06, 2003 6:34:03 am PST #2824 of 10000
Swouncing

NoiseDesign is Natter:

No really, I'm sure I saw a silver lining in here somewhere, just give me sec to dig a little bit deeper back into the closet. Hmmm, my old roommate is in here, some dusty old books, hey, that's where my lego set went...nope, no silver lining, maybe it's out in the shed...


Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 06, 2003 6:45:55 am PST #2825 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

NoiseDesign is Natter

I sense a trend starting here.


DXMachina - Mar 06, 2003 6:52:50 am PST #2826 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nope, no context provided for this little exchange in Natter:

Shawn: I do not have a secret furry life.

Burrell: Suu-ure you don't....

Shawn: Look, I may have a, uh, outfit that I like wearing, just around the house. And, yes, it is a little furry. But it's not like I do something INSANE like go on posting boards with people like me and meet them at cons! It's an innocent hobby!

Burrell: Hey, it's all good, Shawn. We've all know the score. It was just a costume party. Someone suggested you go as a bunny. You had no idea there was anything going on. When you got there, everyone else had cute costumes too....

ita: Okay, when Shawn calls me a fluffy bunny, I had NO idea that's what she meant.

Shawn: It's like crack! You start out small, and then you're prancing about your local community center yelling "Im da bubby clean!" because your elaborate furred headgear is muffling your bunny queen song.


Theodosia - Mar 06, 2003 11:01:01 am PST #2827 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy, without all that irritating context stuff:

I suppose I could start mailing my slugs to Aimee.


erinaceous - Mar 06, 2003 12:29:03 pm PST #2828 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

PMM in Spoilers. Not Spoilery. I'm pretty sure.

PMM: (Confused at the notion of a state without Buffywatchers)

(Hell, I even turned my in-laws.)

(I needed the toaster.)


Lyra Jane - Mar 06, 2003 12:31:59 pm PST #2829 of 10000
Up with the sun

David J. Schwartz in Bitches:

I'd offer virtual oral sex, but the last time I digitized my tongue it stayed that way for weeks.


Betsy HP - Mar 06, 2003 4:13:52 pm PST #2830 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

lisah: Isn't everything just a little grosser now that the snow is (blessedly) melting revealing all the detritus that's been hidden for the last couple of weeks? Plus, the snow that's left looks like it was hacked up from the lungs of a chain-smoking teddy bear.