Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
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Steph L.: I'm gonna haunt Elena.
Elena: Please, like you don't already. {cues soft music and vaseline lens; walks along deserted beach, longing and loss expressed in my sea-blue-green eyes and perfect rosebud mouth, long silken hair tossed by the cruel wind, salt spray disguising tears}
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Am I the only one who thinks fancy pants blow job every time I read the name Tony Head? -- Burrell
?: I'm gonna haunt Elena.
The question mark is me.
Theodosia:
FWIW, I've heard that the common Roman house dog wasn't a mastiff, it was a dog more similar to those tiny Italian greyhounds (scientific breeding hadn't been invented for dogs yet, so your dog was pretty much whatever the type of dog was for your area). So the "cave canem" was more like "Don't step on the dog!!!"
Nutley:
Okay, I was having mad fantasies of Connor betraying both of his dads, and locking them into a closet together with nerf bats. But perhaps I am strange and bloodthirsty.
ita:
That is *not* coffee. That's ... that's ... that's not even on the fetish charts.
msbelle:
I recognize that there is good coffee and superior coffee, I just don't think I can taste the difference unless you give me extremes like folger's instant vs. hand crushed virgin organic coffee grown in the magical forest of coffeedom and brewed with the tears of the gods.
Steph L.:
I miss my indiscreet president.
deborah grabien:
A recent conversarsation at Chez grabien, after Big Dog's appareance on Letterman:
me: Honey, I love you, I'm a good and faithful wife, but I have to say this. If blowing Bill Clinton in Macy's window would get him back in the White House, I'd blow him in macy's window.
Nic: Get in line.
Heather Alayne:
I saw a monkey beat up a jackel once. Seriously, monkey thwapped it a good one with a stick when it got to close as if to say, "Opposable thumbs, ASSHOLE!"
JZ: Oddly enough, I licked somebody's face just a couple of days ago, and it did in fact get the point across. However, it's true that there are some men out there for whom it might be too subtle and ambiguous. I personally have known men who you could lie down in front of, stark naked, legs spread, with a big neon sign pointing at your cooter flashing ENTER HERE. YOU. YES, YOU [your name here]. I CRAVE YOU SO MIGHTILY THAT THE VERY HEAVENS ABOVE AND THE NETHERWORLDS BELOW RING WITH THE ECHOS OF MY DESIRE, DESIRE THAT CAN ONLY BE QUENCHED BY YOU, [your name here] and still they'd stand there shuffling their feet and saying, "Yeah, I think she's kind of cute and all, and I really like talking to her, but I just fear rejection, you know?"
Beat me to it.