natter: copula verbs sound like fun
Saffron: He's my husband. Mal: Well, who in the damn galaxy ain't?
'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Connie Neil - Feb 27, 2003 11:37:51 am PST #2679 of 10000
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erinaceous - Feb 27, 2003 11:39:06 am PST #2680 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
John H, in Natter:
When I say I love Singapore, I mean I really love it, by the way. I have a crush on Singapore. I go all giggly and shy when Singapore is mentioned. I mean I know that Singapore could never love me back, but that's what a crush is, right?
What? I'm catching up!
Emily - Feb 27, 2003 1:33:20 pm PST #2681 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Java, the wonderland quote was me too.
Yes, I am tooting my own horn (or, as a friend of mine used to say, my own chicken). What's your point? It was only the setup for billytea anyway.
Steph L. - Feb 27, 2003 2:03:07 pm PST #2682 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Conversation about Ouija boards, in Bitches:
Jilli: One of my friends uses them as serving trays, which I thought was kinda cute.
Anne W.: I'm afraid it would only be cute until a toast point with caviar and crumbled egg started spelling out Y-O-U-A-R-E-A-L-L-G-O-I-N-G-T-O-D-I-E-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A Goodbye!
DXMachina - Feb 27, 2003 2:35:17 pm PST #2683 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Emily, in Natter:
I was taking notes during the midterm review today, and the professor said "bit operations are actually polynomial, while algebraic complexity is exponential. And how is this possible?" And I wrote down, "Because he is the Kwisatz Haderach!" Then I giggled quietly to myself for an unseemly amount of time.
Emily - Feb 27, 2003 2:39:22 pm PST #2684 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
billytea, in regards to Freak-Ass Churches and Top Gun (spoilery for Top Gun!)
A group of us are watching the movie over at someone's house (so obviously my FAC was a bit easier on the movie than yours), and the bit where their jet goes out of control and Goose breaks his neck ejecting comes up. And this guy says "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword". On the drive home I presented my position that accidental mechanical failure doesn't constitute a sword.
DXMachina - Feb 27, 2003 2:48:08 pm PST #2685 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Emily on a roll, in Bitches:
Matt:
I always thought it would be fun to do Tarot readings in a carnival-type situation, and every now and then get a scared look, throw the customer's money back, and yell for 'em to get out of my tent, pronto.
Emily:
"Let's see, Death crossing the Wheel of Fortune means that... oh. Um. Nothing. It means nothing at all. Uh, Pat Sajak's going to die, eventually, that's all for today I've just remembered a terribly important appointment thank you please come again you can go now!"
Anne W. - Feb 27, 2003 3:04:53 pm PST #2686 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Emily, in Natter
More COMMage for me! (Like frottage, only with commas.)
Theodosia - Feb 27, 2003 3:31:26 pm PST #2687 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ellen S.:
Steph, you have traumatized me For Life. I must now clean out my head, which will take forever because I'm out of the jumbo-sized brain swabs.
Theodosia - Feb 27, 2003 3:41:46 pm PST #2688 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Wolfram, in Bureaucracy:
For example if 29 people want a Clem is Hott thread, and 15 people don't, then automatically the 15 people win because the other 50 or so "active" posters really couldn't care less. And that's 29 pissed off, sexually frustrated, Buffistas of questionable taste with no outlet to vent those disturbing feelings. Do we really want to risk that?