BHP, in Natter:
Lunch. Now. Started saying was going to lunch now half an hour ago!
Arrgh. Must buy helping verbs. Also personal pronouns. Perhaps in feminine hygiene section?
Betsy, I can set you up with some copula verbs, cheap!
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
BHP, in Natter:
Lunch. Now. Started saying was going to lunch now half an hour ago!
Arrgh. Must buy helping verbs. Also personal pronouns. Perhaps in feminine hygiene section?
Betsy, I can set you up with some copula verbs, cheap!
natter: copula verbs sound like fun
John H, in Natter:
When I say I love Singapore, I mean I really love it, by the way. I have a crush on Singapore. I go all giggly and shy when Singapore is mentioned. I mean I know that Singapore could never love me back, but that's what a crush is, right?
What? I'm catching up!
Java, the wonderland quote was me too.
Yes, I am tooting my own horn (or, as a friend of mine used to say, my own chicken). What's your point? It was only the setup for billytea anyway.
Conversation about Ouija boards, in Bitches:
Jilli: One of my friends uses them as serving trays, which I thought was kinda cute.
Anne W.: I'm afraid it would only be cute until a toast point with caviar and crumbled egg started spelling out Y-O-U-A-R-E-A-L-L-G-O-I-N-G-T-O-D-I-E-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A Goodbye!
Emily, in Natter:
I was taking notes during the midterm review today, and the professor said "bit operations are actually polynomial, while algebraic complexity is exponential. And how is this possible?" And I wrote down, "Because he is the Kwisatz Haderach!" Then I giggled quietly to myself for an unseemly amount of time.
billytea, in regards to Freak-Ass Churches and Top Gun (spoilery for Top Gun!)
A group of us are watching the movie over at someone's house (so obviously my FAC was a bit easier on the movie than yours), and the bit where their jet goes out of control and Goose breaks his neck ejecting comes up. And this guy says "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword". On the drive home I presented my position that accidental mechanical failure doesn't constitute a sword.
Emily on a roll, in Bitches:
Matt:
I always thought it would be fun to do Tarot readings in a carnival-type situation, and every now and then get a scared look, throw the customer's money back, and yell for 'em to get out of my tent, pronto.
Emily:
"Let's see, Death crossing the Wheel of Fortune means that... oh. Um. Nothing. It means nothing at all. Uh, Pat Sajak's going to die, eventually, that's all for today I've just remembered a terribly important appointment thank you please come again you can go now!"
Emily, in Natter
More COMMage for me! (Like frottage, only with commas.)
Ellen S.:
Steph, you have traumatized me For Life. I must now clean out my head, which will take forever because I'm out of the jumbo-sized brain swabs.