Mal ,'Serenity'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Buffista Music:
victor: Not in my world, it ain't.
hec: The world of libertarian ferret owning journalists who write poetry.
victor: It's a specialized world, I'll admit.
hec: But you are the King of that world!
Except for the libertarian part about No Kings.
billytea: You're the one who brought up the ferrets, and yet you still make such reckless claims?
connie neil: Why June 9th?
ita: 6/9
ita slashed numbers!
In Bitches
Nora Deirdre - I wore my sexy lace up black leather ankle boots to work today, even though it was snowing. I shook my fist out the window while lacing them up and shouted, "Stupid weather! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!"
ita slashed numbers!
Well, you know, most slash could be mathier.
Looking for votes in Like Kafka:
Kat:
A vote for monkeys is a vote for porn! and men with big hands! and Bitter!Wes/Gunn or the slash pairing of your choice! A McHottie in every pot!
Then two from Bitches:
vw bug:
did I tell you guys about the dream I had last night where I married a Buffista and we had the first “purebred” Buffista baby? Dear god it was weird and very real feeling. I’m not going to say who I “married,” because I’m actually a little embarrassed about it and can hardly post when the person’s around.
Jess PMoon:
vw, did the baby have superpowers and a "Read New" button on its forehead?
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(context? Who needs context?)
Steph L.:
The answer is ALWAYS "Inflatable Chair."
Hec:
Not with a six y.o. in the house. The exact scenario would be: Emmett is very excited at its arrival, Dad is very exhausted blowing it up, Emmett spends all day jumping off his bed into the inflatable chair, loud crashing noise is heard after Emmett is forbidden to jump in the chair, wailing, child has large bump on noggin, chair is decompressing losing air rapidly, child watches chair flatten and wails some more at the injustice of the universe.
Trust me. I've done this before.
Steph:
I meant, "the answer is ALWAYS 'send inflatable chair to friend in Cincinnati'..."
Nutty, in "Dude":
Well, but then you get the fun & exciting scene where Faramir quizzes Frodo on the name-droppees.
"So, Gandalf. Nice purple hat he wears."
"Grey, you mean. He's not Gandalf the Fashion Victim."
"Right. Grey. Ri-i-ight. You said you met Elrond?"
"Well, I thought it was him. But then later, he put on these strange clothes and dark goggles on his face, and said he had to go battle -- uhm, Key-ay-noo? I think it was -- with his boomstick."
"Boomstick? What is this new devilry?"
"I cannot say. A tool against the Dark Lord, I hope."
"I'm to believe this, Baggins?"
ita slashed numbers!
Well, you know, most slash could be mathier.
You've got that backwards. Most math could be slashier. Think of the generation of genius we could cultivate.
Most math could be slashier. Think of the generation of genius we could cultivate.
Could work.
calculus mpreg...
pythagorean threesomes...
how is Spike 126...
They'd come up with some, um, intresting answers, that's for sure.
Liese S in Kafka:
I would like to clearly and unequivocally state that the current monkey movement is a distinct and independent (though no less vital and compelling) effort from the former monkeypants faction whose victory was cruelly tainted by the migration, and whose efforts involved flamethrowers and underwear.
However, in keeping with the ineffable truth that monkeys are inherently funny, I applaud the efforts of the monkey movement.
I'm probably voting for popcorn, though.
Jim Eaton-Terry in BaBB - on how much which Un-Americans have seen:
People in the UK who don't have cable/ satellite are only up to dead things . But fuck them - they're just not trying...