There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Jessica - Feb 14, 2003 7:14:56 am PST #2498 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(It's worth noting that I was referring to an old JZ COMM w/ the superpowered Buffista baby line.)


juliana - Feb 14, 2003 7:20:12 am PST #2499 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Context! Context in new places!

Bitches:

amyparker:

Connie, I've given up. I'm ordering the new sink. Pray for me.

connie neil:

trying to remember the spelling of the chant of the monks in "Holy Grail", who bap themselves in the head with things.

Dana:

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem

connie neil:

Jesus Pie? I don't think so ...

Is that like an Eskimo Pie?

Dana:

More sacred, less chocolate.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 14, 2003 7:20:27 am PST #2500 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

(A good COMM always bears reuse.)


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 14, 2003 8:59:54 am PST #2501 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

That's what made it funnier! It was a metatextual COMM! It was self-conscious and technically formally ironic!

... This is always what gets me in trouble in class.

Anyway, I'm just wanting to say that I really love

A McHottie in every pot!

I love it almost more than I love my current tagline.


P.M. Marc - Feb 14, 2003 10:16:35 am PST #2502 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

If you really loved me, you'd call me a FUCKO...

Teppy in Bitches.


Java cat - Feb 14, 2003 11:06:05 am PST #2503 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 8:

DX: My insecurity closet is a walk-in.


Betsy HP - Feb 14, 2003 11:57:03 am PST #2504 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Sean K.: And I can always make the "Grr, Arrgh" sound myself (I do so frequently, for no reason at all).

ChiKat: I do this sometimes when I finish a task. Like when I'm done cleaning the toilet, I flush and dramatically wave around the brush while singing the OMWF "Grr, Arrgh."


Theodosia - Feb 14, 2003 1:02:47 pm PST #2505 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Matt the Bruins Fan:

Note to self: must call best friend on sappy singles-oppressive holiday so background sound of children shrieking and breaking things can result in warm fuzziness.


Theodosia - Feb 14, 2003 1:41:10 pm PST #2506 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

jengod:

What is wrong with me that I get buttery in my nether-regions over homicidal vampire maniacs who call their victims "kitten"?!

PMM- In Angel, edited for White.


Deena - Feb 14, 2003 1:46:25 pm PST #2507 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

In natter:

Sarameg:

I'd like to register my damned bra as an instrument of terror. Does that make the alert go to red? Will anxious millions go buy bandaids and jogbras? Will needles and thread disappear from the shelves?

Msbelle:

sara, I think it is time for an execution.

Sarameg:

I think we need to restrict the wearing of socks.

Msbelle:

why sara?

Sarameg:

Because I'm in a very strange nonsequitur-y mood and somehow my brain lept from bra->terror, civil liberties->socks.

It made sense then. I think I'm just feeling oppressed/beleagured by my underwear.

Msbelle:

will someone please get over to the Maryland area and help sara out of her underwear please.

Msbelle:

does dance again waving sara's underwears.

Theodosia:

How did we get in sara's underwear?

Msbelle:

Theodosia -

I think I'm just feeling oppressed/beleagured by my underwear.

sara basically asked for help.

Sheryl:

Very carefully?

Sarameg:

Getout!getout! GET OUT!!!!