Most math could be slashier. Think of the generation of genius we could cultivate.
Could work.
calculus mpreg...
pythagorean threesomes...
how is Spike 126...
They'd come up with some, um, intresting answers, that's for sure.
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 14, 2003 4:41:39 am PST #2495 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Theodosia - Feb 14, 2003 5:11:32 am PST #2496 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Liese S in Kafka:
I would like to clearly and unequivocally state that the current monkey movement is a distinct and independent (though no less vital and compelling) effort from the former monkeypants faction whose victory was cruelly tainted by the migration, and whose efforts involved flamethrowers and underwear.
However, in keeping with the ineffable truth that monkeys are inherently funny, I applaud the efforts of the monkey movement.
I'm probably voting for popcorn, though.
Cindy - Feb 14, 2003 5:15:29 am PST #2497 of 10000
Nobody
Jim Eaton-Terry in BaBB - on how much which Un-Americans have seen:
People in the UK who don't have cable/ satellite are only up to dead things . But fuck them - they're just not trying...
Jessica - Feb 14, 2003 7:14:56 am PST #2498 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(It's worth noting that I was referring to an old JZ COMM w/ the superpowered Buffista baby line.)
juliana - Feb 14, 2003 7:20:12 am PST #2499 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Context! Context in new places!
Bitches:
amyparker:
Connie, I've given up. I'm ordering the new sink. Pray for me.
connie neil:
trying to remember the spelling of the chant of the monks in "Holy Grail", who bap themselves in the head with things.
Dana:
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
connie neil:
Jesus Pie? I don't think so ...
Is that like an Eskimo Pie?
Dana:
More sacred, less chocolate.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 14, 2003 7:20:27 am PST #2500 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
(A good COMM always bears reuse.)
Rebecca Lizard - Feb 14, 2003 8:59:54 am PST #2501 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
That's what made it funnier! It was a metatextual COMM! It was self-conscious and technically formally ironic!
... This is always what gets me in trouble in class.
Anyway, I'm just wanting to say that I really love
A McHottie in every pot!
I love it almost more than I love my current tagline.
P.M. Marc - Feb 14, 2003 10:16:35 am PST #2502 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
If you really loved me, you'd call me a FUCKO...
Teppy in Bitches.
Java cat - Feb 14, 2003 11:06:05 am PST #2503 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 8:
DX: My insecurity closet is a walk-in.
Betsy HP - Feb 14, 2003 11:57:03 am PST #2504 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Sean K.: And I can always make the "Grr, Arrgh" sound myself (I do so frequently, for no reason at all).
ChiKat: I do this sometimes when I finish a task. Like when I'm done cleaning the toilet, I flush and dramatically wave around the brush while singing the OMWF "Grr, Arrgh."