Book ,'Objects In Space'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Liese S in Kafka:
I would like to clearly and unequivocally state that the current monkey movement is a distinct and independent (though no less vital and compelling) effort from the former monkeypants faction whose victory was cruelly tainted by the migration, and whose efforts involved flamethrowers and underwear.
However, in keeping with the ineffable truth that monkeys are inherently funny, I applaud the efforts of the monkey movement.
I'm probably voting for popcorn, though.
Jim Eaton-Terry in BaBB - on how much which Un-Americans have seen:
People in the UK who don't have cable/ satellite are only up to dead things . But fuck them - they're just not trying...
(It's worth noting that I was referring to an old JZ COMM w/ the superpowered Buffista baby line.)
Context! Context in new places!
Bitches:
amyparker:
Connie, I've given up. I'm ordering the new sink. Pray for me.
connie neil:
trying to remember the spelling of the chant of the monks in "Holy Grail", who bap themselves in the head with things.
Dana:
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
connie neil:
Jesus Pie? I don't think so ...
Is that like an Eskimo Pie?
Dana:
More sacred, less chocolate.
(A good COMM always bears reuse.)
That's what made it funnier! It was a metatextual COMM! It was self-conscious and technically formally ironic!
... This is always what gets me in trouble in class.
Anyway, I'm just wanting to say that I really love
A McHottie in every pot!
I love it almost more than I love my current tagline.
If you really loved me, you'd call me a FUCKO...
Teppy in Bitches.
Natter 8:
DX: My insecurity closet is a walk-in.
Sean K.: And I can always make the "Grr, Arrgh" sound myself (I do so frequently, for no reason at all).
ChiKat: I do this sometimes when I finish a task. Like when I'm done cleaning the toilet, I flush and dramatically wave around the brush while singing the OMWF "Grr, Arrgh."
Matt the Bruins Fan:
Note to self: must call best friend on sappy singles-oppressive holiday so background sound of children shrieking and breaking things can result in warm fuzziness.