The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 13, 2003 1:51:56 pm PST #2478 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

amych: What on earth is wrong with Steak and 69 day, anyway?

Betsy: Beurre maitre d' all over the bellybutton?


Theodosia - Feb 13, 2003 3:17:35 pm PST #2479 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Katefate:

I've been a sickie! Half of me wants to whine, half wants to be a Brave Soldier.

JessPMoon:

I vote for whining. One of these days, there will be a study that proves whining can speed up the healing process, I'm sure of it.


Connie Neil - Feb 13, 2003 5:39:14 pm PST #2480 of 10000
brillig

In Buffy, re: Valentine's Day, me playing straight man.

Katerina Bee: I just wanted to type "Orgasm Friend" in honor of Valentine's Day.

ita They need to have cards for that.

Katerina: "To my Sweetie.... you are the best Orgasm Friend EVER! Lustily, your honeypie."

ita: You know what? Forget V-Day. This deserves it's own day. O-Day. June 9th.

connie neil: Why June 9th?

ita: 6/9


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 13, 2003 6:17:36 pm PST #2481 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Unless you're UnAmerican, in which case September is your month.


Java cat - Feb 13, 2003 7:07:13 pm PST #2482 of 10000
Not javachik

ita: I admit, I'm a hoyden.

Hayden: Huh?


Theodosia - Feb 13, 2003 7:46:05 pm PST #2483 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jess PMoon:

I'd be willing to see a Buffy/Spike wedding, picket fence and happy smiling kids if only the word Spuffy (and all its brethren) would vanish forever.


Kat - Feb 13, 2003 7:47:56 pm PST #2484 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita in Buffy:

Ayup. Let's all pile on with annoying correcting e-mails.


victor infante - Feb 13, 2003 9:32:04 pm PST #2485 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Jengod, in Natter:

Numfar, do the dance of non-combatance!

Context be damned.


§ ita § - Feb 13, 2003 9:34:33 pm PST #2486 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That wasn't Natter, victor, although you nattered therein.


victor infante - Feb 13, 2003 9:37:47 pm PST #2487 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

That wasn't Natter, victor, although you nattered therein.

Eek! Deleted from Beep me.