I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 13, 2003 6:17:36 pm PST #2481 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Unless you're UnAmerican, in which case September is your month.


Java cat - Feb 13, 2003 7:07:13 pm PST #2482 of 10000
Not javachik

ita: I admit, I'm a hoyden.

Hayden: Huh?


Theodosia - Feb 13, 2003 7:46:05 pm PST #2483 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jess PMoon:

I'd be willing to see a Buffy/Spike wedding, picket fence and happy smiling kids if only the word Spuffy (and all its brethren) would vanish forever.


Kat - Feb 13, 2003 7:47:56 pm PST #2484 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita in Buffy:

Ayup. Let's all pile on with annoying correcting e-mails.


victor infante - Feb 13, 2003 9:32:04 pm PST #2485 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Jengod, in Natter:

Numfar, do the dance of non-combatance!

Context be damned.


§ ita § - Feb 13, 2003 9:34:33 pm PST #2486 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That wasn't Natter, victor, although you nattered therein.


victor infante - Feb 13, 2003 9:37:47 pm PST #2487 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

That wasn't Natter, victor, although you nattered therein.

Eek! Deleted from Beep me.


Liese S. - Feb 13, 2003 9:52:19 pm PST #2488 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

In Buffista Music:

victor: Not in my world, it ain't.

hec: The world of libertarian ferret owning journalists who write poetry.

victor: It's a specialized world, I'll admit.

hec: But you are the King of that world!

Except for the libertarian part about No Kings.

billytea: You're the one who brought up the ferrets, and yet you still make such reckless claims?


Noumenon - Feb 14, 2003 12:10:32 am PST #2489 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

connie neil: Why June 9th?

ita: 6/9

ita slashed numbers!


Elena - Feb 14, 2003 12:21:20 am PST #2490 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

In Bitches

Nora Deirdre - I wore my sexy lace up black leather ankle boots to work today, even though it was snowing. I shook my fist out the window while lacing them up and shouted, "Stupid weather! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!"