ita in Buffy:
Ayup. Let's all pile on with annoying correcting e-mails.
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Kat - Feb 13, 2003 7:47:56 pm PST #2484 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
victor infante - Feb 13, 2003 9:32:04 pm PST #2485 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Jengod, in Natter:
Numfar, do the dance of non-combatance!
Context be damned.
§ ita § - Feb 13, 2003 9:34:33 pm PST #2486 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That wasn't Natter, victor, although you nattered therein.
victor infante - Feb 13, 2003 9:37:47 pm PST #2487 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
That wasn't Natter, victor, although you nattered therein.
Eek! Deleted from Beep me.
Liese S. - Feb 13, 2003 9:52:19 pm PST #2488 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
In Buffista Music:
victor: Not in my world, it ain't.
hec: The world of libertarian ferret owning journalists who write poetry.
victor: It's a specialized world, I'll admit.
hec: But you are the King of that world!
Except for the libertarian part about No Kings.
billytea: You're the one who brought up the ferrets, and yet you still make such reckless claims?
Noumenon - Feb 14, 2003 12:10:32 am PST #2489 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
connie neil: Why June 9th?
ita: 6/9
ita slashed numbers!
Elena - Feb 14, 2003 12:21:20 am PST #2490 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
In Bitches
Nora Deirdre - I wore my sexy lace up black leather ankle boots to work today, even though it was snowing. I shook my fist out the window while lacing them up and shouted, "Stupid weather! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!"
Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 14, 2003 1:52:21 am PST #2491 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
ita slashed numbers!
Well, you know, most slash could be mathier.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 14, 2003 3:10:16 am PST #2492 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Looking for votes in Like Kafka:
Kat:
A vote for monkeys is a vote for porn! and men with big hands! and Bitter!Wes/Gunn or the slash pairing of your choice! A McHottie in every pot!
Then two from Bitches:
vw bug:
did I tell you guys about the dream I had last night where I married a Buffista and we had the first “purebred” Buffista baby? Dear god it was weird and very real feeling. I’m not going to say who I “married,” because I’m actually a little embarrassed about it and can hardly post when the person’s around.
Jess PMoon:
vw, did the baby have superpowers and a "Read New" button on its forehead?
~~~
(context? Who needs context?)
Steph L.:
The answer is ALWAYS "Inflatable Chair."
Hec:
Not with a six y.o. in the house. The exact scenario would be: Emmett is very excited at its arrival, Dad is very exhausted blowing it up, Emmett spends all day jumping off his bed into the inflatable chair, loud crashing noise is heard after Emmett is forbidden to jump in the chair, wailing, child has large bump on noggin, chair is decompressing losing air rapidly, child watches chair flatten and wails some more at the injustice of the universe.
Trust me. I've done this before.
Steph:
I meant, "the answer is ALWAYS 'send inflatable chair to friend in Cincinnati'..."
Nilly - Feb 14, 2003 3:41:15 am PST #2493 of 10000
Swouncing
Nutty, in "Dude":
Well, but then you get the fun & exciting scene where Faramir quizzes Frodo on the name-droppees.
"So, Gandalf. Nice purple hat he wears."
"Grey, you mean. He's not Gandalf the Fashion Victim."
"Right. Grey. Ri-i-ight. You said you met Elrond?"
"Well, I thought it was him. But then later, he put on these strange clothes and dark goggles on his face, and said he had to go battle -- uhm, Key-ay-noo? I think it was -- with his boomstick."
"Boomstick? What is this new devilry?"
"I cannot say. A tool against the Dark Lord, I hope."
"I'm to believe this, Baggins?"