kat perez, in Natter:

Last night I was watching the urban legends show on MTV hosted by AH just before I went to bed. Then I had a dream that the Scoobs were going to the prom as chaperones for Dawn and all the other protos. Buffy was wearing a beautiful peach dress, Xander was in his 007 spy garb from Fear, Itself and Willow was wearing jeans and a peasant blouse and no shoes (this is what AH wore to host the MTV show). So they all got ready to leave, but they wouldn't let Spike go. They locked him in the attic just like Cinderella and left. And then Spike used the curtains from the attic window to make himself a zoot suit, just like in that Tom and Jerry cartoon where Tom makes the yellow zoot suit to win the affection of the little white cat with the red bow in her hair. Remember that one? Well, Spike made himself a yellow zoot suit just like that. He broke out of the attic and went to the prom, which was being held in Grand Central Station. And he kept saying things like "Areet" and "Slip me some skin". And then he started dancing with barefoot AH.

The moral: don't watch MTV before bedtime.

Cindy, off the Bitch reaction to Aimee's new 'do

PMM (I'm just the set up here)

Aimee pwetty.

Let's steal her from MM and keep her!

Cindy
D-e-a-R M-i-r-A-C-l-E m-A-N,

All your W-I-f-e R B-LonG 2 u-S.

From Angel (don't know if this is spoilery, but whitefonting just in case):

Nutty:

I mean, Jesus never threw Pontius Pilate down a flight of stairs.

It would have been kind of cool if he had done, but then we would not call him Prince of Peace.

From Angel, non-spoilery, but white-fonting just to be safe:

Nutty: Symbolism Police: to be a Jesus Figure, you must be a willing victim in your own sacrifice. Otherwise, SEE Scapegoat; Victim, Random; and Redshirt, Long-Term Non-Contract.

Rio: My haircutter is in Amsterdam till March 8 and it's already been 6 weeks since my last cut and what is on my head right now is less like a hairdo and more like a hairpocalypse.

Emily: Gar, I think the whole point of most martial arts is to enable the rest of us to have a chance against people like you. I believe you're meant to swing a mace around your head or something.

Talking about exchanging a certain partially dressed character for our birthdays in Buffy:

ita:

All of this is assuming that the January birthdays have any inclination to release him.

Connie Neil:

Let me guess, ita, yours is January?

ita:

No need to get into specifics -- we have a perfectly valid abstract premise to work with.

Totally off-topic, in Angel:

Shari H: In Nilly's absence, I'll take the liberty of saying that Kwisatz Haderach, which is translated in Dune as "the shortening of the way" is close to Hebrew (which has no "w", but "haderech" does mean "the way"). Most of the Fremen words and names in Dune seem to me to be more Arabic-sounding and Arabic does have a "w". YourTranslation-of-semitic-languagesMayVary

Wolfram: That's what I thought, but my Hebrew is far from fluent so I wanted someone else to verify that. It does refer to a phenomenon that is supposed to happen to righteous people that they arrive at a destination faster then would normally be possible. Like when I drive on the NJ Tpke.

amych: What on earth is wrong with Steak and 69 day, anyway?

Betsy: Beurre maitre d' all over the bellybutton?

Katefate:

I've been a sickie! Half of me wants to whine, half wants to be a Brave Soldier.

JessPMoon:

I vote for whining. One of these days, there will be a study that proves whining can speed up the healing process, I'm sure of it.