From Angel (don't know if this is spoilery, but whitefonting just in case):
Nutty:
I mean, Jesus never threw Pontius Pilate down a flight of stairs.
It would have been kind of cool if he had done, but then we would not call him Prince of Peace.
You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Nora Deirdre - Feb 13, 2003 10:19:07 am PST #2472 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Anne W. - Feb 13, 2003 10:46:40 am PST #2473 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
From Angel, non-spoilery, but white-fonting just to be safe:
Nutty: Symbolism Police: to be a Jesus Figure, you must be a willing victim in your own sacrifice. Otherwise, SEE Scapegoat; Victim, Random; and Redshirt, Long-Term Non-Contract.
Betsy HP - Feb 13, 2003 11:07:05 am PST #2474 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Rio: My haircutter is in Amsterdam till March 8 and it's already been 6 weeks since my last cut and what is on my head right now is less like a hairdo and more like a hairpocalypse.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 13, 2003 11:28:09 am PST #2475 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Emily: Gar, I think the whole point of most martial arts is to enable the rest of us to have a chance against people like you. I believe you're meant to swing a mace around your head or something.
Kat - Feb 13, 2003 11:32:29 am PST #2476 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Talking about exchanging a certain partially dressed character for our birthdays in Buffy:
ita:
All of this is assuming that the January birthdays have any inclination to release him.
Connie Neil:
Let me guess, ita, yours is January?
ita:
No need to get into specifics -- we have a perfectly valid abstract premise to work with.
Nutty - Feb 13, 2003 11:55:12 am PST #2477 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Totally off-topic, in Angel:
Shari H: In Nilly's absence, I'll take the liberty of saying that Kwisatz Haderach, which is translated in Dune as "the shortening of the way" is close to Hebrew (which has no "w", but "haderech" does mean "the way"). Most of the Fremen words and names in Dune seem to me to be more Arabic-sounding and Arabic does have a "w". YourTranslation-of-semitic-languagesMayVary
Wolfram: That's what I thought, but my Hebrew is far from fluent so I wanted someone else to verify that. It does refer to a phenomenon that is supposed to happen to righteous people that they arrive at a destination faster then would normally be possible. Like when I drive on the NJ Tpke.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 13, 2003 1:51:56 pm PST #2478 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
amych: What on earth is wrong with Steak and 69 day, anyway?
Betsy: Beurre maitre d' all over the bellybutton?
Theodosia - Feb 13, 2003 3:17:35 pm PST #2479 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Katefate:
I've been a sickie! Half of me wants to whine, half wants to be a Brave Soldier.
JessPMoon:
I vote for whining. One of these days, there will be a study that proves whining can speed up the healing process, I'm sure of it.
Connie Neil - Feb 13, 2003 5:39:14 pm PST #2480 of 10000
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In Buffy, re: Valentine's Day, me playing straight man.
Katerina Bee: I just wanted to type "Orgasm Friend" in honor of Valentine's Day.
ita They need to have cards for that.
Katerina: "To my Sweetie.... you are the best Orgasm Friend EVER! Lustily, your honeypie."
ita: You know what? Forget V-Day. This deserves it's own day. O-Day. June 9th.
connie neil: Why June 9th?
ita: 6/9
Rebecca Lizard - Feb 13, 2003 6:17:36 pm PST #2481 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Unless you're UnAmerican, in which case September is your month.