Oh. My. God. I haven't gotten to the post-apocalyptic part of Natter yet, and you guys have me HOWLING with laughter!
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Matt on the latest Angel:
Well, I think, all in all, that was not a totally failed effort at entertainment.
Aimée: So, when I said I like a little body throughout the top, I DID NOT MEAN LIKE A G-D 1974 COUNTRY SINGER!!!
Sorry. I'm ok.
Connie--to give us Unamericans some context, was Matt's remark a rhetorical understatement, ie, was Angel actually incredibly good?
(PS Does everyone know that the rhetorical term for that kind of understatement--ie the opposite of hyperbole--is litotes? Well now you do!)
Victor in Angel: Anyone who can give that "I want to give you something real" speech with a straight face has to be evil.
Angus (which is only two letters removed from Angel... hmmmm), you may safely assume Matt was litoting in this case.
Herah, in Bitches:
I now have all the laundry put away. Because I didn't do any today or yesterday.
However, I am not in a panic, because today we only used one pair of underwear per child. I don't have to do laundry in order to dress the kids tomorrow!
(I'm thinking this moment was something to live for. Is that sweet or sad?)
which is only two letters removed from Angel
It's also two letters short of "Angelus", incidentally. So don't get on my bad side.
Angus - Is your bad side clad in leather?
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Betsy Hanes Perry, Kathy Astrom, brenda m and Wolfram in Buffy 3 spoilers for BtVS: First Date
BHP
Buffy sashays her way on stage in her camisole and belts out:
"Oh, the only boy who could ever reach me/ Was the ward of a Watcher Man."
Kathy Astrom
Bein' good isn't always easy,
No matter how hard you try
brenda m
Through the graveyard we'd go walkin'
Wolfram
yes he was, he was, ooooooohhhh
Off Allyson's mention of SoCal rain, we get Bronze PBP Natter...
Cashmere:
Allyson, you make me slightly less sad that I won't be coming to LA this weekend.
Allyson:
I'm starting to think twice about the whole thing, myself. So many people I want to punch in the head, so few knuckles to break.
EDITORIAL DISCLAIMER: This may only be funny for Buffistas who were Bronzers, but I couldn't resist because it's very funny for Buffistas who were Bronzers.
Aimee, in Natter:
At work, we all have earthquake fanny packs. They have a cube of water in them. Not kidding. Mine had a protein bar, too but one day I was hungry and had no money.