which is only two letters removed from Angel

It's also two letters short of "Angelus", incidentally. So don't get on my bad side.

Angus - Is your bad side clad in leather?

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Betsy Hanes Perry, Kathy Astrom, brenda m and Wolfram in Buffy 3 spoilers for BtVS: First Date

BHP

Buffy sashays her way on stage in her camisole and belts out:

"Oh, the only boy who could ever reach me/ Was the ward of a Watcher Man."

Kathy Astrom

Bein' good isn't always easy,
No matter how hard you try

brenda m

Through the graveyard we'd go walkin'

Wolfram

yes he was, he was, ooooooohhhh

Off Allyson's mention of SoCal rain, we get Bronze PBP Natter...

Cashmere:

Allyson, you make me slightly less sad that I won't be coming to LA this weekend.

Allyson:

I'm starting to think twice about the whole thing, myself. So many people I want to punch in the head, so few knuckles to break.

EDITORIAL DISCLAIMER: This may only be funny for Buffistas who were Bronzers, but I couldn't resist because it's very funny for Buffistas who were Bronzers.

Aimee, in Natter:

At work, we all have earthquake fanny packs. They have a cube of water in them. Not kidding. Mine had a protein bar, too but one day I was hungry and had no money.

kat perez, in Natter:

Last night I was watching the urban legends show on MTV hosted by AH just before I went to bed. Then I had a dream that the Scoobs were going to the prom as chaperones for Dawn and all the other protos. Buffy was wearing a beautiful peach dress, Xander was in his 007 spy garb from Fear, Itself and Willow was wearing jeans and a peasant blouse and no shoes (this is what AH wore to host the MTV show). So they all got ready to leave, but they wouldn't let Spike go. They locked him in the attic just like Cinderella and left. And then Spike used the curtains from the attic window to make himself a zoot suit, just like in that Tom and Jerry cartoon where Tom makes the yellow zoot suit to win the affection of the little white cat with the red bow in her hair. Remember that one? Well, Spike made himself a yellow zoot suit just like that. He broke out of the attic and went to the prom, which was being held in Grand Central Station. And he kept saying things like "Areet" and "Slip me some skin". And then he started dancing with barefoot AH.

The moral: don't watch MTV before bedtime.

Cindy, off the Bitch reaction to Aimee's new 'do

PMM (I'm just the set up here)

Aimee pwetty.

Let's steal her from MM and keep her!

Cindy
D-e-a-R M-i-r-A-C-l-E m-A-N,

All your W-I-f-e R B-LonG 2 u-S.

From Angel (don't know if this is spoilery, but whitefonting just in case):

Nutty:

I mean, Jesus never threw Pontius Pilate down a flight of stairs.

It would have been kind of cool if he had done, but then we would not call him Prince of Peace.

From Angel, non-spoilery, but white-fonting just to be safe:

Nutty: Symbolism Police: to be a Jesus Figure, you must be a willing victim in your own sacrifice. Otherwise, SEE Scapegoat; Victim, Random; and Redshirt, Long-Term Non-Contract.

Rio: My haircutter is in Amsterdam till March 8 and it's already been 6 weeks since my last cut and what is on my head right now is less like a hairdo and more like a hairpocalypse.

Emily: Gar, I think the whole point of most martial arts is to enable the rest of us to have a chance against people like you. I believe you're meant to swing a mace around your head or something.