Theodosia, in BUFFY:
I think you underestimate how hard it is for a vision-impaired demon to get quality footwear....
Willow, check you out! Witch-Fu!
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Dori - Feb 11, 2003 11:03:25 pm PST #2440 of 10000
Pretty angsty boys make everything better.
victor infante - Feb 11, 2003 11:39:08 pm PST #2441 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
From DavidS, in Natter:
Emmett and David discuss Philology
Emmett: [referencing something he heard on TV] What's genus? Me: It's a way to classify animals. There's order and phylum and genus, like that. Just ways to figure out which ways animals are most closely related. Like, you are very closely related to a chimpanzee. Emmett: [shocked look on his face] Seriously? Even my Mom? Me: Uh...not that kind of related. You have no monkey uncles.
Also...
Emmett: I can spell Mississippi! M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I! Me: Excellent.... Emmett: And I can spell Mossossoppo! M-O-S-S-O-S-S-O-P-P-O!
Finally...
Me: I heard a lot of splashing in the tub. I hope you didn't get water all over. Emmett: I splashed a little [as I enter the bathroom]. Am I off the hook? What's the hook anyway? Is it like in hangman? I'm on the hangman hook! Am I off it?
Theodosia - Feb 12, 2003 5:17:51 am PST #2442 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Betsy in Buffy (nonspoilerly):
Buffy should know by now that doomed tragic loves for unavailable vampires can only lead to spinoffs.
P.M. Marc - Feb 12, 2003 9:37:50 am PST #2443 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Matt, not spoilery, in Angel:
Marcus seemed surprised that Angel had lasted more than 200 years with so little visible scarring, so he's apparently better at healing than most. Then again, considering that he's swan dived from a multi-story building and gotten caught in a grenade blast fundamentally unharmed, perhaps it's just his sometimes cartoonish personality protecting him from the laws of physics...
Jessica - Feb 12, 2003 9:43:05 am PST #2444 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Bitches:
Aimee:Why oh why did El Nino pick this weekend to show her ugly, wet face.
Juliana:It's the FE?
Aimee:Damned FE. When did the motto change to "From above, it will drown you."
Jesse - Feb 12, 2003 9:47:15 am PST #2445 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sophia Brooks, in Natter:
In other news, I could not get on the internet from home all morning and I had gotten up early to read the messages in Buffy. I watched my tape of the Gilmore Girls instead. And I really want a Luke. Except, I am much more like Luke than Lorelai, so maybe I want to have a Lorelai? Hmmm. And Rory's hair was very odd and unbecoming.
AND while walking in from the parking lot with my coffee, I was crossing on of the campus roads, stapped on a manhole cover and fell really hard on my knees, spilling coffee everywhere. A lady from the upstairs had to help me up. I of course fell INTO the coffee. And I was very embarrassed because I was wearing socks on my hands because I couldn't find my mittens.
I guess I am more like Lorelai than Luke after all. But I am cranky.
amych - Feb 12, 2003 10:16:32 am PST #2446 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Miracleman: I guess the secret is out. Peter Jackson did not direct The Two Towers. He was CG'ed in and voiced by Andy Serkis.
Nilly - Feb 12, 2003 10:25:01 am PST #2447 of 10000
Swouncing
And Phill answers:
Not only that, MM, but none of the audiences were real either. All CGI. I thought they did a great job, I felt like I really saw the movie.
erinaceous - Feb 12, 2003 10:41:21 am PST #2448 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
DXMachina, in Natter:
I figure it's a lot easier to fix the house the way I want it rather than finding the perfect house and moving it to where I want to live.
P.M. Marc - Feb 12, 2003 10:42:17 am PST #2449 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Amych, typoing in Dude
We're Buffitas, damn it!
ita, rolling with it.
No, really, just me.
Well, getting there, anyway.