Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Dori - Feb 04, 2003 6:29:10 pm PST #2265 of 10000
Pretty angsty boys make everything better.

And t gleep!

Okay, is it a good sign or a bad sign that I've been COMMed on my first day of posting?


Caroma - Feb 04, 2003 6:35:53 pm PST #2266 of 10000
Hello! I must be going.

Be afraid, Dori, be very afraid.

Just kidding! It's an honor!


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 04, 2003 7:50:59 pm PST #2267 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

You may have set a record, Dori.

Paul, in Buffy (& spoilers for the movie The Ring. I deleted his inline parenthetical spoiler warning):

Hey, I'm being taunted, so I taunt in turn. It's like the whole videotape thing; either you pass it along, or Riley, Dawn, the slayerettes and Adam come out of your TV and choke you all together.


Kat - Feb 04, 2003 8:38:33 pm PST #2268 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

amyth in Smallville

This is the third week in a row that Clark owes Lex a big chocolate apology cake and blow job.

spoiler fonted, but don't even know if you could be spoiled for Smallville since it's predictable.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2003 11:31:35 pm PST #2269 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Life in LA isn't complete without televised car chases, even slow ones.

ALLYSON (in Natter):

On the top of my screen it says, BREAKING NEWS.

On the bottom it says, RECORDED EARLIER.

They drove through a movie set.

GLEEBO:

Was it the movie set for "Fast and The Furious 2" because that would be just funny.

KAT:

No. More like a movie called Slow and Mildly Irate.

GLEEBO:

Oh, you mean Biker Boyz?


Theodosia - Feb 05, 2003 4:18:14 am PST #2270 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Gleebo:

I never knew Michael Vartan was so picky when it came to ketchup. Just like me and peanut butter. Too bad i hate his character with a firey passion and wish his death each week.


Theodosia - Feb 05, 2003 6:13:03 am PST #2271 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

billytea proves that he knows shit about something:

So, I'm guessing you understand, but offhand I'd say it's because the horse doesn't ruminate, so the grass is less fully processed, and the deer rely more on speed as their modus operandi, so don't want to get weighed down with a digestive system as heavy-duty as the cow's. The cow, OTOH, relies more on size and numbers for protection, which lets it pursue economies of scale and process down to the last blade huge quantities of grass at one time. Result: high-volume waste, ready at the same time.


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2003 7:48:16 am PST #2272 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Some comments from Allyson on the aforementioned low-speed car chase in LA:

We should have a car chase thread so we don't spoil people.

AND

The news should edit in the CGI buffalo. The ratings would be so worth it. Or, they could edit in Jow Millionaire getting run down, over and over.


Vortex - Feb 05, 2003 8:22:23 am PST #2273 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

La Liz, in Buffy

"Buffy's really trying to take back the Gayest Thing on Tuesday Nights crown from Smallville, isn't it? Woo."


Jesse - Feb 05, 2003 10:42:57 am PST #2274 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Betsy, in Literary, after a little topic drift:

Down, down, with people 
They do all the stupidest stuff 
Down, down with people 
They're rhinestones in the rough. 
With less people the mess, people 
would be be reduced to nil
We'd have a lot less reason to snark on the boards 
And a lot more reason to chill.