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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Some comments from Allyson on the aforementioned low-speed car chase in LA:
We should have a car chase thread so we don't spoil people.
AND
The news should edit in the CGI buffalo. The ratings would be so worth it. Or, they could edit in Jow Millionaire getting run down, over and over.
La Liz, in Buffy
"Buffy's really trying to take back the Gayest Thing on Tuesday Nights crown from Smallville, isn't it? Woo."
Betsy, in Literary, after a little topic drift:
Down, down, with people They do all the stupidest stuff Down, down with people They're rhinestones in the rough. With less people the mess, people would be be reduced to nil We'd have a lot less reason to snark on the boards And a lot more reason to chill.
Jenny G, in Buffy (slightly spoilery)
But I am deeply disturbed that Willow is getting involved with someone named Kennedy. All her previous relationships have been with people named for fictional places, and I was really hoping she'd end up with someone named Manderley or Narnia or something.
Heh, Vortex, was just about ot post that and somethign else...
Jenny G: But I am deeply disturbed that Willow is getting involved with someone named Kennedy. All her previous relationships have been with people named for fictional places, and I was really hoping she'd end up with someone named Manderley or Narnia or something.
Jess PMoon: Maybe Kennedy's a nickname, and she's actually named Camelot...
heh, Meara :) I posted before Jess replied.
lauramb: Um, well, I'm ignoring the obvious visual there. Beyond that, just wondering what else a Magic Joss Ball would say. Grr?
TonyG:...Ask ME later?
juliana (I think), in response to "ordinary feral blackberry":
This gave me mental pictures of packs of previously domesticated blackberries slipping their leashes and roving the neighborhood, overturning tartlet pans and leaving stains wherever they roam.
erikaj:
My dad used to put my name into "Alice's Restaurant" all the time. I loved it but I thought he wrote it which confused me later.
Commed not for the setup, but for the spike.
Me: I remember reading in college about this appalling study done on, I think, the Orkneys, where it became clear that female orgasm was damned near unknown, as was anything but male-superior sex. (The number of wives who'd ever had a husband put a month on their breast, for instance, was shockingly low.)
FayJay: ....a whole month? Holy cow, you Americans really do take foreplay seriously. Props to you.
t /abruptly aware of inadequacies of British menfolk.