And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Feb 04, 2003 11:54:31 am PST #2255 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

erikaj:

I think the last decision I made easily was "Paper or Plastic?"


Connie Neil - Feb 04, 2003 12:09:34 pm PST #2256 of 10000
brillig

Schmoker, in Buffy:

If I could spell it, I'd call you boobalah.


Jesse - Feb 04, 2003 12:37:51 pm PST #2257 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

kat perez, in Natter:

Actually, I want all the Buffistas on the island where we could have F2F's any time we wanted and I could wear my wedding dress on odd numbered days that were multiples of three and get a copy made in white leather and wear that one on even numbered days not ending in 2. And the rest of the time, I'd just be nekkid.


Betsy HP - Feb 04, 2003 12:45:16 pm PST #2258 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

In Literary:

Bronto Smackdown

Nutty: Cutest typo in a Literary thread ever. I'm sitting here imagining Jane Eyre as a giant, long-necked dinosaur bashing in the skulls of other dinosaurs to proclaim herself Queen! Queen of the primordial swamp!!

Pmoon: Reader, I trampled him.


Theodosia - Feb 04, 2003 1:20:19 pm PST #2259 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nuffy:

I don't like Hardy, although it's not that I can't read him. I just want to feed him Prozac and give him puppies. Which, when you're at that stage that your psychoanalysis of the author gets in the way of your reading his book? Is an issue.


Trudy Booth - Feb 04, 2003 4:13:38 pm PST #2260 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

sarameg:

For cheering up everyone who needs it:

A bloodhound by the name of Bluebell wandered into my reasonably large officebuilding.

She was a little freaked out and tried to hide under a low keyboard table. Um.

But she calmed down and eventually they got her owners on the phone. Owner1 was walking her in the dogpark nearby and she went zzzziiiiip!

Wonder if her thought process was something like this:

Oooooh faaaaast ! t flopping ears and jowls

Ooooh! Look! Door!

I go in those!

And there is another! And another! And....

mooommmmeeeeee!


Atropa - Feb 04, 2003 4:19:12 pm PST #2261 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

billytea:

For my own part, I now refuse to open any suspicious packages until they've been passed through the digestive tract of a vulture.


Caroma - Feb 04, 2003 5:35:19 pm PST #2262 of 10000
Hello! I must be going.

Dori in Buffy NAFDA, might be or might not be spoilery:

I'm perfectly willing to see Riley. Huge Riley fan, here. But Mary Sue Finn--she needs to be squashed into jelly and spread on toast.


Betsy HP - Feb 04, 2003 5:37:07 pm PST #2263 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Not spoilery.


Dori - Feb 04, 2003 6:27:15 pm PST #2264 of 10000
Pretty angsty boys make everything better.

Wolfram, in Buffy NAFDA:

I've never heard of YIVO, does it record shows for you with yiddish captions?