'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Life in LA isn't complete without televised car chases, even slow ones.
ALLYSON (in Natter):
On the top of my screen it says, BREAKING NEWS.
On the bottom it says, RECORDED EARLIER.
They drove through a movie set.
GLEEBO:
Was it the movie set for "Fast and The Furious 2" because that would be just funny.
KAT:
No. More like a movie called Slow and Mildly Irate.
GLEEBO:
Oh, you mean Biker Boyz?
Gleebo:
I never knew Michael Vartan was so picky when it came to ketchup. Just like me and peanut butter. Too bad i hate his character with a firey passion and wish his death each week.
billytea proves that he knows shit about something:
So, I'm guessing you understand, but offhand I'd say it's because the horse doesn't ruminate, so the grass is less fully processed, and the deer rely more on speed as their modus operandi, so don't want to get weighed down with a digestive system as heavy-duty as the cow's. The cow, OTOH, relies more on size and numbers for protection, which lets it pursue economies of scale and process down to the last blade huge quantities of grass at one time. Result: high-volume waste, ready at the same time.
Some comments from Allyson on the aforementioned low-speed car chase in LA:
We should have a car chase thread so we don't spoil people.
AND
The news should edit in the CGI buffalo. The ratings would be so worth it. Or, they could edit in Jow Millionaire getting run down, over and over.
La Liz, in Buffy
"Buffy's really trying to take back the Gayest Thing on Tuesday Nights crown from Smallville, isn't it? Woo."
Betsy, in Literary, after a little topic drift:
Down, down, with people They do all the stupidest stuff Down, down with people They're rhinestones in the rough. With less people the mess, people would be be reduced to nil We'd have a lot less reason to snark on the boards And a lot more reason to chill.
Jenny G, in Buffy (slightly spoilery)
But I am deeply disturbed that Willow is getting involved with someone named Kennedy. All her previous relationships have been with people named for fictional places, and I was really hoping she'd end up with someone named Manderley or Narnia or something.
Heh, Vortex, was just about ot post that and somethign else...
Jenny G: But I am deeply disturbed that Willow is getting involved with someone named Kennedy. All her previous relationships have been with people named for fictional places, and I was really hoping she'd end up with someone named Manderley or Narnia or something.
Jess PMoon: Maybe Kennedy's a nickname, and she's actually named Camelot...
heh, Meara :) I posted before Jess replied.
lauramb: Um, well, I'm ignoring the obvious visual there. Beyond that, just wondering what else a Magic Joss Ball would say. Grr?
TonyG:...Ask ME later?