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Jon B. - Jan 20, 2003 9:19:40 am PST #1980 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Nilly in Bureaucracy:

After a (relatively) long time of posting, I still wouldn't use a lot of stuff I may say to somebody whom I've actually met IRL or who is able to see my face and expressions while I speak the words (well, they won't, because I move my hands so much when I speak that mostly they'll just try to dodge a straying limb, but they'll hear my tone of voice while taking cover).

bon bon - Jan 20, 2003 9:42:46 am PST #1981 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

scrappy

I mentioned to BF that Colin Farrell was my secret boyfriend, and he pointed out acidly that it wasn't a secret to him, since I mentioned it every five minutes.

I responded with dignity that it was a secret from COLIN.

Anne W. - Jan 20, 2003 10:58:31 am PST #1982 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

BHP in Firefly: (Neilsen Diary as filled out by an Amish family)

Tuesday: Set cup of coffee on box.
Wednesday: Made six doilies, set on box.
Thursday: Kneaded bread, left to rise on box.
Friday: Got tired of dusting box, carried out to barn.
Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday ... Chickens nesting in box.

Nilly - Jan 20, 2003 11:19:08 am PST #1983 of 10000
Swouncing

connie neil:

I hate looking all noble and tolerant, it makes people I don't like think they can talk to me.

Burrell - Jan 20, 2003 12:00:55 pm PST #1984 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Other Natterer: What was Cate Blanchett thinking?

That other Natterer is me. I am the Queen of the Set Up Line.

erinaceous - Jan 20, 2003 12:07:00 pm PST #1985 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Fixed!

Theodosia - Jan 20, 2003 1:38:04 pm PST #1986 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

connie neil:

Girl/girl slash does absolutely nothing for me. Everything I've read so far reads like some slumber party gone bad.

Cindy - Jan 20, 2003 2:50:35 pm PST #1987 of 10000
Nobody

Aimee Food Porning all over us in Natter

I need to go home and bake a cake. A devil's food cake with chocolate pudding. When it's done and cooled, I'll use a shot glass to poke holes in the cake and fill those holes with melted caramel and condensed milk. After it sits and soaks up all the good stuff, I'll cut a slice and put it in a bowl. I'll get out the french vanilla ice cream, put a scoop on top and cover that with Saunder's hot fudge and real whipped cream.

And then, I'll tell you about it.

erinaceous - Jan 20, 2003 3:39:08 pm PST #1988 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Phill: I performed a physically improbable sexual act with another person during a 1PM showing of "The Hunt for Red October"

Shawn: Misread the title, eh?

Aims - Jan 20, 2003 3:39:40 pm PST #1989 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dammit, erin!!! :)

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