connie neil:
Girl/girl slash does absolutely nothing for me. Everything I've read so far reads like some slumber party gone bad.
Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.
'Bring On The Night'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Jan 20, 2003 1:38:04 pm PST #1986 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Cindy - Jan 20, 2003 2:50:35 pm PST #1987 of 10000
Nobody
Aimee Food Porning all over us in Natter
I need to go home and bake a cake. A devil's food cake with chocolate pudding. When it's done and cooled, I'll use a shot glass to poke holes in the cake and fill those holes with melted caramel and condensed milk. After it sits and soaks up all the good stuff, I'll cut a slice and put it in a bowl. I'll get out the french vanilla ice cream, put a scoop on top and cover that with Saunder's hot fudge and real whipped cream.
And then, I'll tell you about it.
erinaceous - Jan 20, 2003 3:39:08 pm PST #1988 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
Phill: I performed a physically improbable sexual act with another person during a 1PM showing of "The Hunt for Red October"
Shawn: Misread the title, eh?
Aims - Jan 20, 2003 3:39:40 pm PST #1989 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dammit, erin!!! :)
Burrell - Jan 20, 2003 4:02:23 pm PST #1990 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Dating habits discussed in Bitches (spoilery for Buffy):
Rio: Also: Heather is dating the FE?
BHP: I have that reaction, too, but I believe that's her Favorite Ex.
connie neil: Well, you know, the First Evil, he never calls, he never writes, he never picks up the bill--oh, he can't.
erinaceous - Jan 20, 2003 4:14:10 pm PST #1991 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
Phill, in Natter 7:
My GF's phone here in Seattle is one digit away from Homier Distributing in Little Rock. Makes for many "fun" 5AM cals.
Me Groggily Picking Up Phone: H'llo?
Brain Dead Hick: Hah, ah'm tryin' ta re-aych Sonya at Homier Distributin' an' ah...
Me: You've got the wrong number. This is Seattle and very early in the morni...
BDH: Um, this is th' number ah was given.
Me: Oh, in that case Homier Distrbituing, can I help you?
BDH: Um...
Me: I'll transfer you to Sonya, hang on...
Hangs up.
Betsy HP - Jan 20, 2003 4:14:44 pm PST #1992 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
erinaceous: A guy I knew in high school told me once "You know the guys call you a nympho, right?"
Worst.Pickup.Line.Ever.
erinaceous - Jan 20, 2003 4:26:46 pm PST #1993 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
The ita/Burrell comedy team strikes again:
ita: I'm shacking up with Matt Damon right now.
Burrell: So how's Ben taking it?
Go ahead, say, "Like a man." You know you want to.
Jessica - Jan 20, 2003 4:33:39 pm PST #1994 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm not even going to try contextualizing this:
Steph: How does one shuck a clam?
Aimee:Pry the shell open and yank out the meat.
ita:"Shuck a clam", Aimée, not "seduce a geek".
erinaceous - Jan 20, 2003 4:36:09 pm PST #1995 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
Phill, in Natter 7:
The civilized way to shuck a clam is to enter into a psychic duel with the tawny mollusk on the seventh plain of dremes. You must confront the clam with his greatest terror and while it gazes into the abyss of its own slimy mortality, hit it with a hammer while giggling.
I am the one-woman Phill-Comm MACHINE today.