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Anne W. - Jan 20, 2003 10:58:31 am PST #1982 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

BHP in Firefly: (Neilsen Diary as filled out by an Amish family)

Tuesday: Set cup of coffee on box.
Wednesday: Made six doilies, set on box.
Thursday: Kneaded bread, left to rise on box.
Friday: Got tired of dusting box, carried out to barn.
Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday ... Chickens nesting in box.

Nilly - Jan 20, 2003 11:19:08 am PST #1983 of 10000
Swouncing

connie neil:

I hate looking all noble and tolerant, it makes people I don't like think they can talk to me.

Burrell - Jan 20, 2003 12:00:55 pm PST #1984 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Other Natterer: What was Cate Blanchett thinking?

That other Natterer is me. I am the Queen of the Set Up Line.

erinaceous - Jan 20, 2003 12:07:00 pm PST #1985 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Fixed!

Theodosia - Jan 20, 2003 1:38:04 pm PST #1986 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

connie neil:

Girl/girl slash does absolutely nothing for me. Everything I've read so far reads like some slumber party gone bad.

Cindy - Jan 20, 2003 2:50:35 pm PST #1987 of 10000
Nobody

Aimee Food Porning all over us in Natter

I need to go home and bake a cake. A devil's food cake with chocolate pudding. When it's done and cooled, I'll use a shot glass to poke holes in the cake and fill those holes with melted caramel and condensed milk. After it sits and soaks up all the good stuff, I'll cut a slice and put it in a bowl. I'll get out the french vanilla ice cream, put a scoop on top and cover that with Saunder's hot fudge and real whipped cream.

And then, I'll tell you about it.

erinaceous - Jan 20, 2003 3:39:08 pm PST #1988 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Phill: I performed a physically improbable sexual act with another person during a 1PM showing of "The Hunt for Red October"

Shawn: Misread the title, eh?

Aims - Jan 20, 2003 3:39:40 pm PST #1989 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dammit, erin!!! :)

Burrell - Jan 20, 2003 4:02:23 pm PST #1990 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Dating habits discussed in Bitches (spoilery for Buffy):

Rio: Also: Heather is dating the FE?

BHP: I have that reaction, too, but I believe that's her Favorite Ex.

connie neil: Well, you know, the First Evil, he never calls, he never writes, he never picks up the bill--oh, he can't.

erinaceous - Jan 20, 2003 4:14:10 pm PST #1991 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Phill, in Natter 7:

My GF's phone here in Seattle is one digit away from Homier Distributing in Little Rock. Makes for many "fun" 5AM cals.

Me Groggily Picking Up Phone: H'llo?

Brain Dead Hick: Hah, ah'm tryin' ta re-aych Sonya at Homier Distributin' an' ah...

Me: You've got the wrong number. This is Seattle and very early in the morni...

BDH: Um, this is th' number ah was given.

Me: Oh, in that case Homier Distrbituing, can I help you?

BDH: Um...

Me: I'll transfer you to Sonya, hang on...

Hangs up.

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