Dammit, erin!!! :)
Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.
'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Aims - Jan 20, 2003 3:39:40 pm PST #1989 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Burrell - Jan 20, 2003 4:02:23 pm PST #1990 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Dating habits discussed in Bitches (spoilery for Buffy):
Rio: Also: Heather is dating the FE?
BHP: I have that reaction, too, but I believe that's her Favorite Ex.
connie neil: Well, you know, the First Evil, he never calls, he never writes, he never picks up the bill--oh, he can't.
erinaceous - Jan 20, 2003 4:14:10 pm PST #1991 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
Phill, in Natter 7:
My GF's phone here in Seattle is one digit away from Homier Distributing in Little Rock. Makes for many "fun" 5AM cals.
Me Groggily Picking Up Phone: H'llo?
Brain Dead Hick: Hah, ah'm tryin' ta re-aych Sonya at Homier Distributin' an' ah...
Me: You've got the wrong number. This is Seattle and very early in the morni...
BDH: Um, this is th' number ah was given.
Me: Oh, in that case Homier Distrbituing, can I help you?
BDH: Um...
Me: I'll transfer you to Sonya, hang on...
Hangs up.
Betsy HP - Jan 20, 2003 4:14:44 pm PST #1992 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
erinaceous: A guy I knew in high school told me once "You know the guys call you a nympho, right?"
Worst.Pickup.Line.Ever.
erinaceous - Jan 20, 2003 4:26:46 pm PST #1993 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
The ita/Burrell comedy team strikes again:
ita: I'm shacking up with Matt Damon right now.
Burrell: So how's Ben taking it?
Go ahead, say, "Like a man." You know you want to.
Jessica - Jan 20, 2003 4:33:39 pm PST #1994 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm not even going to try contextualizing this:
Steph: How does one shuck a clam?
Aimee:Pry the shell open and yank out the meat.
ita:"Shuck a clam", Aimée, not "seduce a geek".
erinaceous - Jan 20, 2003 4:36:09 pm PST #1995 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
Phill, in Natter 7:
The civilized way to shuck a clam is to enter into a psychic duel with the tawny mollusk on the seventh plain of dremes. You must confront the clam with his greatest terror and while it gazes into the abyss of its own slimy mortality, hit it with a hammer while giggling.
I am the one-woman Phill-Comm MACHINE today.
Theodosia - Jan 20, 2003 4:48:26 pm PST #1996 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
erinaceous:
Andre Braugher is so intense he makes staring directly into the sun seem tame and pale in comparison.
Wolfram - Jan 20, 2003 6:29:55 pm PST #1997 of 10000
Visilurking
First time posting in COMM. Hope I do this right.
In Firefly:
Jesse: But lord knows I'm no TV exec.
Epic Tangent: You can tell by the good sense.
(edited to look like Theo's)
Steph L. - Jan 20, 2003 7:20:03 pm PST #1998 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Theodosia:
My mother wasn't much for casseroles. We were a Kraft Macaroni & Cheese family, and she usually managed to make it so that half the noodles were bare and the other half were encrusted with orange mix. This woman was a full-time housewife, too... just not a very good one. She didn't even have the excuse of a secret drinking problem or anything.