Aimee Food Porning all over us in Natter
I need to go home and bake a cake. A devil's food cake with chocolate pudding. When it's done and cooled, I'll use a shot glass to poke holes in the cake and fill those holes with melted caramel and condensed milk. After it sits and soaks up all the good stuff, I'll cut a slice and put it in a bowl. I'll get out the french vanilla ice cream, put a scoop on top and cover that with Saunder's hot fudge and real whipped cream.
And then, I'll tell you about it.
Phill: I performed a physically improbable sexual act with another person during a 1PM showing of "The Hunt for Red October"
Shawn: Misread the title, eh?
Dating habits discussed in Bitches (spoilery for Buffy):
Rio: Also: Heather is dating the FE?
BHP: I have that reaction, too, but I believe that's her Favorite Ex.
connie neil: Well, you know, the First Evil, he never calls, he never writes, he never picks up the bill--oh, he can't.
Phill, in Natter 7:
My GF's phone here in Seattle is one digit away from Homier Distributing in Little Rock. Makes for many "fun" 5AM cals.
Me Groggily Picking Up Phone: H'llo?
Brain Dead Hick: Hah, ah'm tryin' ta re-aych Sonya at Homier Distributin' an' ah...
Me: You've got the wrong number. This is Seattle and very early in the morni...
BDH: Um, this is th' number ah was given.
Me: Oh, in that case Homier Distrbituing, can I help you?
BDH: Um...
Me: I'll transfer you to Sonya, hang on...
Hangs up.
erinaceous: A guy I knew in high school told me once "You know the guys call you a nympho, right?"
Worst.Pickup.Line.Ever.
The ita/Burrell comedy team strikes again:
ita: I'm shacking up with Matt Damon right now.
Burrell: So how's Ben taking it?
Go ahead, say, "Like a man." You know you want to.
I'm not even going to try contextualizing this:
Steph: How does one shuck a clam?
Aimee:Pry the shell open and yank out the meat.
ita:"Shuck a clam", Aimée, not "seduce a geek".
Phill, in Natter 7:
The civilized way to shuck a clam is to enter into a psychic duel with the tawny mollusk on the seventh plain of dremes. You must confront the clam with his greatest terror and while it gazes into the abyss of its own slimy mortality, hit it with a hammer while giggling.
I am the one-woman Phill-Comm MACHINE today.
