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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Jan 10, 2003 4:35:30 am PST #1820 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Two unrelated bits from Firefly, non-spoilery:

Madrigal:

I got the impression that one was supposed to think that space ships were being designed similarly to boats so that the crews, long used to boats, would be more comfortable on them. It was also why design varied so much between races - Borgs liked minimalist cubes, Klingons liked dark dank holes and the Federation was into replicating the look of a dermatologist's waiting room.

EpicTangent:

I see your points (most of them), but they don't glare with me. But then I am the Queen of Suspending Disbelief (Let all lesser Disbelief- Suspenders bow down before me!).

Cindy - Jan 10, 2003 4:39:09 am PST #1821 of 10000

Nobody

excerpts from little bam bam's maiden voyage in Firefly, after news broke that UPN has passed on the show...

and i'll watch anything that tim minear wants to write, 'cause he can write an ep that's like a tight nasty slider leaving you standing at the plate with the bat in your hands going "what the fuck was that?"

and from later on, in the same post...

oh, and, gina torres? i watched cleopatra 2525. that shameful admission should point the way to where my loyalties are.

it feels like U-Day.

i'll probably find a bar. which is not totally different than what i would've been doing otherwise.

Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2003 11:03:37 am PST #1822 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Madrigal: But when they switched the setting of Barney to the school playground and offed the adults, they removed anything that wasn't so mind-numbing it'd turn a toddler on to crack.

Dana: I'd kinda like to see that episode. "Barney's Bloodbath."

Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 10, 2003 1:36:29 pm PST #1823 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Deena, loving the Bitches (and will you believe me if I disclaim that I'm not just COMMing this because... oh, never mind. It's funny.):

Okay, now I want to be Jilli, with a side of fay, a dash of trudy, a soupcon of am, a pinch of lizard...

oh heck, let's just whip up a bitch batch and slather it on me!

amych - Jan 10, 2003 2:16:37 pm PST #1824 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Am-Chau, in bitches:

Imported Bitches: '100% Bitch, Made in England. Tiara extra.'

And the manual that comes with them, badly translated: "You are proud owner of Bitch, model 567493. Please treat with care, do not insult gender to face. Two hours with Spike needed every day- do not disturb during this time. We are not responsible if you are rude and they kill you. Thank you for your purchase."

Jessica - Jan 10, 2003 2:32:37 pm PST #1825 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Once again, she manages to out-cute us all:

Rio: LET US ALL ENJOY THE CAPSLOCK FUNCTION FOR A MOMENT SHALL WE?

Rebecca Lizard - Jan 10, 2003 2:40:17 pm PST #1826 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

t coos

Java cat - Jan 10, 2003 5:50:42 pm PST #1827 of 10000

Not javachik

Natter:

Rio: Am I really pissing everybody off with the caps-lock action? It's just ... I think in caps-lock, you know? But I'll stop if you want, OK?

billytea: Lordy, no. I can't speak for anyone else, but I just change my settings to a smaller font. Then occasionally I pretend I've shrunk the Buffistas to a conveniently portable size, and I can hear their high-pitched squeaks coming from the large jar on the side of my desk.

Then Bec tells me to behave myself, and take out the garbage. (Sigh) An active imagination is so important, y'know?

Java cat - Jan 10, 2003 6:02:16 pm PST #1828 of 10000

Not javachik

Shawn: I'm all dressed up for dinner! Well, except for the part where I'm not wearing a dress yet.

Rebecca Lizard - Jan 10, 2003 6:57:58 pm PST #1829 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Gar: Ah - I get a great deal spam offering to protect me from spam. I also get a great deal of spam offering to sell me lists. Spam killing spam .. Spam making spam...

billytea: They've got their own complete e-cosystem.

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