Shawn: I'm all dressed up for dinner! Well, except for the part where I'm not wearing a dress yet.
Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
'Lineage'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Java cat - Jan 10, 2003 6:02:16 pm PST #1828 of 10000
Not javachik
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 10, 2003 6:57:58 pm PST #1829 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Gar: Ah - I get a great deal spam offering to protect me from spam. I also get a great deal of spam offering to sell me lists. Spam killing spam .. Spam making spam...
billytea: They've got their own complete e-cosystem.
erinaceous - Jan 10, 2003 8:20:09 pm PST #1830 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
e-cosystem? Funniest damn thing I've read all day! except maybe Rio playing with the CAPSLOCK
I want hot and cold running billytea on tap. Oh, wait! That's Natter!
Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2003 9:25:06 pm PST #1831 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
billytea: I live like I type: fast, with a lot of mistakes. I feel the loss of motor function adds character, and anyway I want to build my alibi for when I start accidentally whacking people who piss me off upside the head.
Angus G - Jan 10, 2003 11:42:57 pm PST #1832 of 10000
Roguish Laird
This is particularly funny if you're an ex-smoker. In F2F planning:
Kristen: I get all out of balance if I have a drink in one hand and I don't have a cigarette in the other.
Aimée: Me, too. Been known to fall over and spill my drink.
Ple: The cure for that? Two drinks.
scrappy - Jan 11, 2003 1:09:18 am PST #1833 of 10000
Nobody
Typo Boy, in Buffy--
I think everyone deserves a chance for redemption. Of course for some, the chance should be in a small steel cage inhabited only by them, and hundreds of half-starved crazed weasels.
Theodosia - Jan 11, 2003 1:37:23 pm PST #1834 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Holli, slightly spoilery from Buffy:
I still laughed at "Episode One bored," though, because I am the very most of geek. In a healthy, able-to-separate-fiction-from-reality way.
Betsy HP - Jan 11, 2003 1:46:46 pm PST #1835 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
ita explains it all to you (Farscape, wardrobe-related)
Steph: So why, at the end of the ep, was John wearing a leather duster? It just struck me on re-watch.
ita: Because he found it lying by the stairs in this house on Revello?
Steph L. - Jan 11, 2003 3:31:39 pm PST #1836 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Sumi: So why, at the end of the ep, was John wearing a leather duster? It just struck me on re-watch.
That was me, I think.
John H - Jan 11, 2003 3:57:15 pm PST #1837 of 10000
Help, who said this:
I also used to look at Thoroughbreds on TV and think, For crying out loud, I'm looking at supermodels on four legs! Where are all the dependable, calm, steady sidekick-type horses??