Mal ,'War Stories'
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Deena, loving the Bitches (and will you believe me if I disclaim that I'm not just COMMing this because... oh, never mind. It's funny.):
Okay, now I want to be Jilli, with a side of fay, a dash of trudy, a soupcon of am, a pinch of lizard...
oh heck, let's just whip up a bitch batch and slather it on me!
Am-Chau, in bitches:
Imported Bitches: '100% Bitch, Made in England. Tiara extra.'
And the manual that comes with them, badly translated: "You are proud owner of Bitch, model 567493. Please treat with care, do not insult gender to face. Two hours with Spike needed every day- do not disturb during this time. We are not responsible if you are rude and they kill you. Thank you for your purchase."
Once again, she manages to out-cute us all:
Rio: LET US ALL ENJOY THE CAPSLOCK FUNCTION FOR A MOMENT SHALL WE?
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Natter:
Rio: Am I really pissing everybody off with the caps-lock action? It's just ... I think in caps-lock, you know? But I'll stop if you want, OK?
billytea: Lordy, no. I can't speak for anyone else, but I just change my settings to a smaller font. Then occasionally I pretend I've shrunk the Buffistas to a conveniently portable size, and I can hear their high-pitched squeaks coming from the large jar on the side of my desk.
Then Bec tells me to behave myself, and take out the garbage. (Sigh) An active imagination is so important, y'know?
Shawn: I'm all dressed up for dinner! Well, except for the part where I'm not wearing a dress yet.
Gar: Ah - I get a great deal spam offering to protect me from spam. I also get a great deal of spam offering to sell me lists. Spam killing spam .. Spam making spam...
billytea: They've got their own complete e-cosystem.
e-cosystem? Funniest damn thing I've read all day! except maybe Rio playing with the CAPSLOCK
I want hot and cold running billytea on tap. Oh, wait! That's Natter!
billytea: I live like I type: fast, with a lot of mistakes. I feel the loss of motor function adds character, and anyway I want to build my alibi for when I start accidentally whacking people who piss me off upside the head.
This is particularly funny if you're an ex-smoker. In F2F planning:
Kristen: I get all out of balance if I have a drink in one hand and I don't have a cigarette in the other.
Aimée: Me, too. Been known to fall over and spill my drink.
Ple: The cure for that? Two drinks.