Once again, she manages to out-cute us all:
Rio: LET US ALL ENJOY THE CAPSLOCK FUNCTION FOR A MOMENT SHALL WE?
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica - Jan 10, 2003 2:32:37 pm PST #1825 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 10, 2003 2:40:17 pm PST #1826 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
t coos
Java cat - Jan 10, 2003 5:50:42 pm PST #1827 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter:
Rio: Am I really pissing everybody off with the caps-lock action? It's just ... I think in caps-lock, you know? But I'll stop if you want, OK?
billytea: Lordy, no. I can't speak for anyone else, but I just change my settings to a smaller font. Then occasionally I pretend I've shrunk the Buffistas to a conveniently portable size, and I can hear their high-pitched squeaks coming from the large jar on the side of my desk.
Then Bec tells me to behave myself, and take out the garbage. (Sigh) An active imagination is so important, y'know?
Java cat - Jan 10, 2003 6:02:16 pm PST #1828 of 10000
Not javachik
Shawn: I'm all dressed up for dinner! Well, except for the part where I'm not wearing a dress yet.
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 10, 2003 6:57:58 pm PST #1829 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Gar: Ah - I get a great deal spam offering to protect me from spam. I also get a great deal of spam offering to sell me lists. Spam killing spam .. Spam making spam...
billytea: They've got their own complete e-cosystem.
erinaceous - Jan 10, 2003 8:20:09 pm PST #1830 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
e-cosystem? Funniest damn thing I've read all day! except maybe Rio playing with the CAPSLOCK
I want hot and cold running billytea on tap. Oh, wait! That's Natter!
Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2003 9:25:06 pm PST #1831 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
billytea: I live like I type: fast, with a lot of mistakes. I feel the loss of motor function adds character, and anyway I want to build my alibi for when I start accidentally whacking people who piss me off upside the head.
Angus G - Jan 10, 2003 11:42:57 pm PST #1832 of 10000
Roguish Laird
This is particularly funny if you're an ex-smoker. In F2F planning:
Kristen: I get all out of balance if I have a drink in one hand and I don't have a cigarette in the other.
Aimée: Me, too. Been known to fall over and spill my drink.
Ple: The cure for that? Two drinks.
scrappy - Jan 11, 2003 1:09:18 am PST #1833 of 10000
Nobody
Typo Boy, in Buffy--
I think everyone deserves a chance for redemption. Of course for some, the chance should be in a small steel cage inhabited only by them, and hundreds of half-starved crazed weasels.
Theodosia - Jan 11, 2003 1:37:23 pm PST #1834 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Holli, slightly spoilery from Buffy:
I still laughed at "Episode One bored," though, because I am the very most of geek. In a healthy, able-to-separate-fiction-from-reality way.