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Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'

Coffee On My Monitor

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amych - Jan 10, 2003 2:16:37 pm PST #1824 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Am-Chau, in bitches:

Imported Bitches: '100% Bitch, Made in England. Tiara extra.'

And the manual that comes with them, badly translated: "You are proud owner of Bitch, model 567493. Please treat with care, do not insult gender to face. Two hours with Spike needed every day- do not disturb during this time. We are not responsible if you are rude and they kill you. Thank you for your purchase."

Jessica - Jan 10, 2003 2:32:37 pm PST #1825 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Once again, she manages to out-cute us all:

Rio: LET US ALL ENJOY THE CAPSLOCK FUNCTION FOR A MOMENT SHALL WE?

Rebecca Lizard - Jan 10, 2003 2:40:17 pm PST #1826 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

t coos

Java cat - Jan 10, 2003 5:50:42 pm PST #1827 of 10000

Not javachik

Natter:

Rio: Am I really pissing everybody off with the caps-lock action? It's just ... I think in caps-lock, you know? But I'll stop if you want, OK?

billytea: Lordy, no. I can't speak for anyone else, but I just change my settings to a smaller font. Then occasionally I pretend I've shrunk the Buffistas to a conveniently portable size, and I can hear their high-pitched squeaks coming from the large jar on the side of my desk.

Then Bec tells me to behave myself, and take out the garbage. (Sigh) An active imagination is so important, y'know?

Java cat - Jan 10, 2003 6:02:16 pm PST #1828 of 10000

Not javachik

Shawn: I'm all dressed up for dinner! Well, except for the part where I'm not wearing a dress yet.

Rebecca Lizard - Jan 10, 2003 6:57:58 pm PST #1829 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Gar: Ah - I get a great deal spam offering to protect me from spam. I also get a great deal of spam offering to sell me lists. Spam killing spam .. Spam making spam...

billytea: They've got their own complete e-cosystem.

erinaceous - Jan 10, 2003 8:20:09 pm PST #1830 of 10000

A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

e-cosystem? Funniest damn thing I've read all day! except maybe Rio playing with the CAPSLOCK

I want hot and cold running billytea on tap. Oh, wait! That's Natter!

Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2003 9:25:06 pm PST #1831 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

billytea: I live like I type: fast, with a lot of mistakes. I feel the loss of motor function adds character, and anyway I want to build my alibi for when I start accidentally whacking people who piss me off upside the head.

Angus G - Jan 10, 2003 11:42:57 pm PST #1832 of 10000

Roguish Laird

This is particularly funny if you're an ex-smoker. In F2F planning:

Kristen: I get all out of balance if I have a drink in one hand and I don't have a cigarette in the other.

Aimée: Me, too. Been known to fall over and spill my drink.

Ple: The cure for that? Two drinks.

scrappy - Jan 11, 2003 1:09:18 am PST #1833 of 10000

Nobody

Typo Boy, in Buffy--

I think everyone deserves a chance for redemption. Of course for some, the chance should be in a small steel cage inhabited only by them, and hundreds of half-starved crazed weasels.

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