Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.

'Destiny'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 04, 2003 4:21:05 am PST #1703 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Because the universe needs more fun...

Mike P:

Can you Comm a post posted directly to Comm? Doesn't this cause some kind of fundamental imbalance in the workings of the universe? Do you the have to repost something completely unfunny to a completely unfunny thread to balance things out?

amych:

buffistas.org -- messing with the fabric of reality since 2002.


Allyson - Jan 04, 2003 9:17:20 am PST #1704 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Goddamn I am funny.


Fay - Jan 04, 2003 10:21:57 am PST #1705 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Deena in Smallville

Fay, I think I can safely say that I have not just embraced the Yay, I have wrapped my body around it and stroked it while purring.


Theodosia - Jan 04, 2003 5:49:44 pm PST #1706 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Firefly, slightly spoilery but somewhat about donuts:

Anne W.: As I'm from Maryland (best donuts in the world are from the family owned bakery up the street, BTW), all of this donut talk and mention of "Tim's" has got me thoroughly confused.

Given the meaning of "Tim" normally used in this thread, I got this surreal image of a donut shop that sold shrapnel-filled crullers.

Pinwiz: That's why I eat my donuts with a knife.


Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2003 5:59:48 pm PST #1707 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Amych:

Among other things, fencing is a fantastic validation of my notion that my personal bubble is about 8 feet and I have the right to stab people who come within that range.


victor infante - Jan 04, 2003 6:12:10 pm PST #1708 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

victor infante - Jan 04, 2003 6:14:30 pm PST #1709 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Shrift in Angel:

Watching Champion!Angel and Champion!Cordy raise Champion!Connor in their Champion!Hotel with their big, happy, Champion!Love would be a fresh Champion!Hell for my damn Champion!Self.


sj - Jan 04, 2003 7:12:34 pm PST #1710 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Holli in Previously:

The key to ostracized nerddom, I've found, is to find the other ostracized nerds and form your own clan. Generally speaking, they tend to be quite well-read and have excellent taste in music, and you can all talk trash about the popular kids using words they can't even spell.


DXMachina - Jan 05, 2003 4:54:04 am PST #1711 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In bitches:

Betsy Hanes Perry -

whimper I am defeated by capitalism. There are too many fricking brands of foot spa.

All I want is a little heat, a little bubble, a little surcease from my trouble.

DavidS -

Not that I'm unsympathetic with your frustration, but this really might be my favorite first world problem ever.


Cashmere - Jan 05, 2003 8:58:46 am PST #1712 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Kiba Rika on the Support Firefly Campaign in Firefly:

We're supporting it. We are a brassiere. (Remember? Boobs for Firefly.)