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Java cat - Jan 03, 2003 11:55:50 pm PST #1693 of 10000
Not javachik

billytea got part of this but the whole exchange was fun in Bureaucracy:

Allyson: Can we have a thread for people who never want to talk about trolly people with hairy feet and their weird ass invisibility rings?

ita: no

Allyson: Then can we have a thread where we talk about anything that doesn't include movies about girly looking man-trolls with hairy feet?

DXM: no

Darrien: Did you guys have a thread when DB did that movie, Valentine? Do you have a generic movie thread, for movie buffs to talk about movies Buff[y] lovers love?

Allyson: Natter. I'm just ribbing the Hairy Foot Troll People.

DXM: Starts to raise stompy foot...

Allyson : Runs like a fast running thing to Natter.

Aimee: reaches up and tickles stompy foot

DavidS: watches Stompy Foot scrape AimeePulp off on the curb

DXM: Turns out this particular stompy foot isn't ticklish... The end.

RLizard: But is it a hairy stompy foot?

DXM: Scrapes Lizard!pulp off on curb...

BHP: selling tickets to Bambi vs. Stompy Foot (the Remake)

amych - Jan 04, 2003 12:00:23 am PST #1694 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

DXM: Wait, are you saying Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Lana's parents?

Noumenon - Jan 04, 2003 12:07:36 am PST #1695 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Noumenon: Plain Toast: Lively Discussion on the Latest C-Span Coverage of the Kleenex Budget in the Senate. That's some code for porn, right?

This was Narrator, and it's totally understandable, because I confuse Typo Boy with Trudy Booth all the time. Also Shawn and Susan. They say you can speed-read just the first and last sentence of each paragraph, but the true skip-and-skimmer relies on only the capital letters. Rio's posts are rather slow going.

Java cat - Jan 04, 2003 12:08:58 am PST #1696 of 10000
Not javachik

Bureaucracy:

billytea: So Dick Cheney joins the board...

Beverly: And we politely share our opinions with him. Of him. Politely.

billytea: Though offering him cheese fries has the potential for misunderstanding.

Java cat - Jan 04, 2003 12:11:33 am PST #1697 of 10000
Not javachik

This was Narrator

Apologies, and fixed. I am getting the hang of formatting, finally! Except fake tags. Need more practice.

Rebecca Lizard - Jan 04, 2003 12:12:25 am PST #1698 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Nou:

This was Narrator, and it's totally understandable, because I confuse Typo Boy with Trudy Booth all the time. Also Shawn and Susan. They say you can speed-read just the first and last sentence of each paragraph, but the true skip-and-skimmer relies on only the capital letters. Rio's posts are rather slow going.

Mike_P - Jan 04, 2003 12:17:02 am PST #1699 of 10000
My food is problematic...

Can you Comm a post posted directly to Comm? Doesn't this cause some kind of fundamental imbalance in the workings of the universe? Do you the have to repost something completely unfunny to a completely unfunny thread to balance things out?

Noumenon - Jan 04, 2003 12:30:12 am PST #1700 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Do you have to repost something completely unfunny to a completely unfunny thread to balance things out?

Off to BuffistaCorp...

Wait. Erin G. "Buffista Corp" Oct 17, 2002 4:17:55 pm EDT.

But I would BUY a Pink Gingham Junta thong.

I guess the universe is in for an unbalanced ride...

amych - Jan 04, 2003 12:34:02 am PST #1701 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

buffistas.org -- messing with the fabric of reality since 2002.

Java cat - Jan 04, 2003 12:36:33 am PST #1702 of 10000
Not javachik

Again Bureaucracy:

Allyson: Maybe I'm concerned that we'll have 83 different threads, Cooking, Job Bitching, Birdwatching, Hairdos, My God I'm Fat and Depressed and No One Likes Me Please Stroke My Ego, and Various Styles of Clog Dancing.

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