'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Shrift in Angel:
Watching Champion!Angel and Champion!Cordy raise Champion!Connor in their Champion!Hotel with their big, happy, Champion!Love would be a fresh Champion!Hell for my damn Champion!Self.
Holli in Previously:
The key to ostracized nerddom, I've found, is to find the other ostracized nerds and form your own clan. Generally speaking, they tend to be quite well-read and have excellent taste in music, and you can all talk trash about the popular kids using words they can't even spell.
In bitches:
Betsy Hanes Perry -
whimper I am defeated by capitalism. There are too many fricking brands of foot spa.
All I want is a little heat, a little bubble, a little surcease from my trouble.
DavidS -
Not that I'm unsympathetic with your frustration, but this really might be my favorite first world problem ever.
Kiba Rika on the Support Firefly Campaign in Firefly:
We're supporting it. We are a brassiere. (Remember? Boobs for Firefly.)
Herah:
Gender identity being a major subject of study these days, the twins drill each other:
Niquie: Is Tynan a boy?
Evan: No.
Niquie: Is Patrick a boy?
Evan: No. Nobody is a boy except me.
[Brief silence]
Niquie (thoughtfully): But everyone thinks they are a boy...
Erika in Natter:
Edited to put the "i" in critic. Which, since I'm a Virgo, is really appropriate.
ita, then Steph in Natter
On another board, Christian cloning opponents were saying that eggs fertilized outside of normal procreation won't have souls.
So, a soul is bestowed ONLY through The Sex?
Angel must be pissed.
Allyson, then Typo Boy, in Natter
GAH! I can't get away from ads for fucking Joe Millionaire!
They are advertising for people to fuck Joe Millionare? I thought they already had 20 woman who were screwed pretty throughly by Joe Milliionare....
Am-Chau, on classics of British Literature:
"Hardy's brave attempt to engage the reader has many strong points, but one fatal flaw: it's crap!"