Herah:

Gender identity being a major subject of study these days, the twins drill each other:

Niquie: Is Tynan a boy?
Evan: No.
Niquie: Is Patrick a boy?
Evan: No. Nobody is a boy except me.
[Brief silence]
Niquie (thoughtfully): But everyone thinks they are a boy...

Erika in Natter:

Edited to put the "i" in critic. Which, since I'm a Virgo, is really appropriate.

ita, then Steph in Natter

On another board, Christian cloning opponents were saying that eggs fertilized outside of normal procreation won't have souls.

So, a soul is bestowed ONLY through The Sex?

Angel must be pissed.

Allyson, then Typo Boy, in Natter

GAH! I can't get away from ads for fucking Joe Millionaire!

They are advertising for people to fuck Joe Millionare? I thought they already had 20 woman who were screwed pretty throughly by Joe Milliionare....

Am-Chau, on classics of British Literature:

"Hardy's brave attempt to engage the reader has many strong points, but one fatal flaw: it's crap!"

erikaj, in Bitches:

I used to think I wanted to take Human Sexuality. Then I met the Buffistas and now I don't think I need to.

Tom Scola in Precious:

Now I'm imagining Middle Earth PSAs:

Hi, Frodo here. I'm here to tell you that owning the One Ring is not cool. Just Say No to the One Ring.

This is your brain. This is your brain after looking into the Palantir. Any questions?

Hecubus: I'm paying all of my bills that I didn't pay in December. Bye bye money! Bye! Go have fun stimulating the economy!

Aimee:

I've also screwed myself because now I'm doing Lord of the Rings with WB characters in my head.

Frodo gets an anvil dropped on his head. The Nazgul leaving a pile of Hobbit Feed on the road.....

billytea:

Hee. The image of Frodo hooning up behind them and shouting "beep beep!" is going to be a serious impediment to my productivity today, I can tell.

Aimée: I used to have a lot of Kokopelli's until I was told he was a fertility god.