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DXMachina - Jan 05, 2003 4:54:04 am PST #1711 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In bitches:

Betsy Hanes Perry -

whimper I am defeated by capitalism. There are too many fricking brands of foot spa.

All I want is a little heat, a little bubble, a little surcease from my trouble.

DavidS -

Not that I'm unsympathetic with your frustration, but this really might be my favorite first world problem ever.

Cashmere - Jan 05, 2003 8:58:46 am PST #1712 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Kiba Rika on the Support Firefly Campaign in Firefly:

We're supporting it. We are a brassiere. (Remember? Boobs for Firefly.)

Betsy HP - Jan 05, 2003 12:51:28 pm PST #1713 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Herah:

Gender identity being a major subject of study these days, the twins drill each other:

Niquie: Is Tynan a boy?
Evan: No.
Niquie: Is Patrick a boy?
Evan: No. Nobody is a boy except me.
[Brief silence]
Niquie (thoughtfully): But everyone thinks they are a boy...

billytea - Jan 05, 2003 3:37:52 pm PST #1714 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Erika in Natter:

Edited to put the "i" in critic. Which, since I'm a Virgo, is really appropriate.

Cindy - Jan 05, 2003 9:00:49 pm PST #1715 of 10000

Nobody

ita, then Steph in Natter

On another board, Christian cloning opponents were saying that eggs fertilized outside of normal procreation won't have souls.

So, a soul is bestowed ONLY through The Sex?

Angel must be pissed.

Cindy - Jan 05, 2003 9:12:49 pm PST #1716 of 10000

Nobody

Allyson, then Typo Boy, in Natter

GAH! I can't get away from ads for fucking Joe Millionaire!

They are advertising for people to fuck Joe Millionare? I thought they already had 20 woman who were screwed pretty throughly by Joe Milliionare....

Anne W. - Jan 06, 2003 7:07:24 am PST #1717 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Am-Chau, on classics of British Literature:

"Hardy's brave attempt to engage the reader has many strong points, but one fatal flaw: it's crap!"

Anne W. - Jan 06, 2003 10:23:33 am PST #1718 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

erikaj, in Bitches:

I used to think I wanted to take Human Sexuality. Then I met the Buffistas and now I don't think I need to.

Fay - Jan 06, 2003 11:42:34 am PST #1719 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Tom Scola in Precious:

Now I'm imagining Middle Earth PSAs:

Hi, Frodo here. I'm here to tell you that owning the One Ring is not cool. Just Say No to the One Ring.

This is your brain. This is your brain after looking into the Palantir. Any questions?

Betsy HP - Jan 06, 2003 12:14:34 pm PST #1720 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Hecubus: I'm paying all of my bills that I didn't pay in December. Bye bye money! Bye! Go have fun stimulating the economy!

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