I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Java cat - Jan 03, 2003 7:54:32 pm PST #1683 of 10000
Not javachik

Ooops! Fixed. Thanks.


Java cat - Jan 03, 2003 9:08:05 pm PST #1684 of 10000
Not javachik

Music:

tedr: Okay, if people can bring up Opera, I can bring up film scores. :) John Williams: Jaws, The Cowboys, Jurassic Park

Aimee: Jurassic Park. MM wanted to use this as our wedding music. I said no. I didn't want to be walking down the aisle with people thinking about a huge ass dinosaur.


Mike_P - Jan 03, 2003 9:27:22 pm PST #1685 of 10000
My food is problematic...

In Firefly (RE: proper pronunciation of 'Buffistas'):

FayJay: I pronounce it all wrong, apparently. It should be Buffeeeeeeestas, yes? 'Cause I always say it Buff-fisters. Er. which looks absolutely filthy now that I've written it down.


Java cat - Jan 03, 2003 10:23:09 pm PST #1686 of 10000
Not javachik

Bureaucracy: (not sure who said 'the Betsy's').

The Betsy's.

BHP: If there are two of me, I wish the other one would take over half the workload. Not to mention this head cold.

Dana: I volunteer to be a Betsy!

BHP: Don't have the head cold. Instead, eat something spicy for me. But with no tomatoes.

Steph L: I've suspected there are multiple Betsys, for the sheer volume of knowledge. Although the One True Betsy claims it's Google.


Java cat - Jan 03, 2003 10:23:38 pm PST #1687 of 10000
Not javachik

BHP in Bureaucracy:

If you're James Cameron, I'd like to discuss some of the mean things you said to Kate Winslet.

And by 'discuss', I mean 'disembowel with a butter knife'.


Noumenon - Jan 03, 2003 10:24:35 pm PST #1688 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Darrien in Bureaucracy:

Wrod. I almost posted something like this twice, but thought better of it.

[edited to remove duplicate paste]


Jen - Jan 03, 2003 11:00:11 pm PST #1689 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Kiba Rika:

I'm kinda curious, what makes people think that firefly@jossisahottie.com is a network address anyway?

Noumenon:

Process of elimination.

firefly@morleysaferisahottie.com
firefly@lesmoonvesisahottie.com
firefly@jossisahottie.com


DavidS - Jan 03, 2003 11:07:50 pm PST #1690 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Betsy en fuego!

Heather: You people are going to make me walk up the street to Snuffers.

Betsy: Is that like Hooters, only with death instead of tits?


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 03, 2003 11:08:45 pm PST #1691 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I don't know who said this:

Kiba, I believe.


Java cat - Jan 03, 2003 11:40:58 pm PST #1692 of 10000
Not javachik

Bureaucracy:

Aimee: I, for one (or many) am so glad to have differing opinions. If we didn't, damn would it be booooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg!!

B#1: I liked blah blah. B#2: I did, too. B#3-645: So did we! We have nothing bad to say! We are all so foamy and fun and give the best presents and I don't disagree with anything!!

Blech.

Deena: I don't know Aimee, I like the presents part.

Aimee: Me, too. I was hinting.