'Beneath You'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Bureaucracy:
Aimee: I, for one (or many) am so glad to have differing opinions. If we didn't, damn would it be booooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg!!
B#1: I liked blah blah. B#2: I did, too. B#3-645: So did we! We have nothing bad to say! We are all so foamy and fun and give the best presents and I don't disagree with anything!!
Blech.
Deena: I don't know Aimee, I like the presents part.
Aimee: Me, too. I was hinting.
billytea got part of this but the whole exchange was fun in Bureaucracy:
Allyson: Can we have a thread for people who never want to talk about trolly people with hairy feet and their weird ass invisibility rings?
ita: no
Allyson: Then can we have a thread where we talk about anything that doesn't include movies about girly looking man-trolls with hairy feet?
DXM: no
Darrien: Did you guys have a thread when DB did that movie, Valentine? Do you have a generic movie thread, for movie buffs to talk about movies Buff[y] lovers love?
Allyson: Natter. I'm just ribbing the Hairy Foot Troll People.
DXM: Starts to raise stompy foot...
Allyson : Runs like a fast running thing to Natter.
Aimee: reaches up and tickles stompy foot
DavidS: watches Stompy Foot scrape AimeePulp off on the curb
DXM: Turns out this particular stompy foot isn't ticklish... The end.
RLizard: But is it a hairy stompy foot?
DXM: Scrapes Lizard!pulp off on curb...
BHP: selling tickets to Bambi vs. Stompy Foot (the Remake)
DXM: Wait, are you saying Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Lana's parents?
Noumenon: Plain Toast: Lively Discussion on the Latest C-Span Coverage of the Kleenex Budget in the Senate. That's some code for porn, right?
This was Narrator, and it's totally understandable, because I confuse Typo Boy with Trudy Booth all the time. Also Shawn and Susan. They say you can speed-read just the first and last sentence of each paragraph, but the true skip-and-skimmer relies on only the capital letters. Rio's posts are rather slow going.
Bureaucracy:
billytea: So Dick Cheney joins the board...
Beverly: And we politely share our opinions with him. Of him. Politely.
billytea: Though offering him cheese fries has the potential for misunderstanding.
This was Narrator
Apologies, and fixed. I am getting the hang of formatting, finally! Except fake tags. Need more practice.
Nou:
This was Narrator, and it's totally understandable, because I confuse Typo Boy with Trudy Booth all the time. Also Shawn and Susan. They say you can speed-read just the first and last sentence of each paragraph, but the true skip-and-skimmer relies on only the capital letters. Rio's posts are rather slow going.
Can you Comm a post posted directly to Comm? Doesn't this cause some kind of fundamental imbalance in the workings of the universe? Do you the have to repost something completely unfunny to a completely unfunny thread to balance things out?
Do you have to repost something completely unfunny to a completely unfunny thread to balance things out?
Off to BuffistaCorp...
Wait. Erin G. "Buffista Corp" Oct 17, 2002 4:17:55 pm EDT.
But I would BUY a Pink Gingham Junta thong.
I guess the universe is in for an unbalanced ride...
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